36s
115476
Tot girl gets X-mas gift, looks annoyed, and then says, "I didn't ask for socks!" Christmas
12s
311114
A young boy in a hospital looks at his baby brother that his mom holds. The boy says 'I knew he'd be white.' The camera man says 'I sure hope so.'
1m23s
199590
Tot boy cries and runs from Mom because he doesn't want to use the toilet. He then says "I did a big poop." Cute.
1m27s
225136
"Radish Regret" Family tricks tot girl into eating a radish, she thinks it's an apple. She makes a sour face & freezes with her hands up, & says "I don't like apples." Then they give her apple juice & she says it's delicious. Cute.
19s
335864
Boy sits on sister's feet who's lying on living room floor, girl launches boy into camera as boy says "I gotta fart."
1m46s
232832
"Honey I Shrunk the Fisherman" Teen boy uses a remote control boat to catch a big fish.
42s
235610
"Hoops, I Did It Again" 3 young boys dunking a basketball on a trampoline. One boy gets bounced up and lands in the hoop.
1m36s
404669
Two tot boys open a present from their parents. It's a baby doll and their parents tell them they're going to have a baby. The younger boy repeatedly whines and says "I wanted to get Star Wars."
1m10s
1829576
Baby boy stares at the camera as he lays on his back and smiles a bit, then it sounds like he says "I love you." Baby talk.
42s
1829622
"Kissus Interruptus" Groom starts to kiss the bride & priest interrupts them. They kiss & minister says "I hope in the future you're not that slow." Crowd laughs. Wedding ceremony. (Minister is blind.)
56s
1m6s
327760
"Trick Day, Not a Sick Day" A little boy admits to mom that he lied about being sick so he could stay home. "I just tricked you. I'm not sick. I just wanted to stay home because this is fun." Very cute kid.
1m4s
323495
Tot two year old boy "lays an egg." He is squatting and grunting. Dad shows him an egg and boy says "I did it!"
1m9s
310998
A beagle dog sits on a sofa with a man who talks to him. The dog starts to howl. The man says I love you and the dog sounds like he's trying to say the same.
1m57s
221246
Man and pregnant woman made baby onesies that say "I love my Pop-Pop & Oma" for soon-to-be grandparents. Grandma / senior jumps & screams for joy.
8s
310866
A pitbull dog tries to say 'I love you' to the camera on command.
2m48s
803268
A man and a woman yell back and forth finding a large raccoon in an upstairs closet. He yells "I need a pillow case!"
1m28s
104175
Off-camera dad tries to make tot girl promise not to have any boyfriends until she's in her 20s. Girl says she only wants to look at them. Kids say. "I Just Wanna Look at Them"
53s
1491252
A young girl talks to the camera and a tot boy walks into the frame with plastic cups on his chest and says "I have boobies, I have boobies." The young girl turns around and says that she sees.
32s
228260
Tot boy says "I peed in my eyeballs." He explains how he accidentally peed up into the air and hit himself in face.
1m8s
209176
Girl tells Dad she's stuck in the mud as she tries to remove herself. She says, "Help me out before I get frozen. Dad, come on! Don't you get the point!?!" while making funny face
1m0s
1498234
A young girl cries on her sister's birthday. The girl's mother asks why she is crying and the girl says, "I love her so much" and hugs her sister.
2m13s
201760
Tot girl comes in from the snow, takes off snowsuit, Mom asks what happened outside, she says "nothing." Later, she says "I peed in my favorite underwear." Then she yells at Mom to shut the camera off
31s
1219408
"Can't Cuss Kid" A tot boy does flash cards with his mom and when one of them says "As" he shakes his head and waves his hands as he says "I can't say that!" repeatedly because he thinks "As" is a bad word.
1m4s
1829694
Bulldog sits in a corner & whines. Dog says what sounds like "I love you." AFV is on TV in the background.
1m2s
233988
A woman has a toy airplane stuck in her hair. Young boy says, "I didn't do it."
21s
101501
Alaskan malamute dog growls "Hello" and "I love you" for a treat. Pets talking.
2m0s
467398
A teen girl stands in the desert with a cactus embedded in her hand. The girl tries to pull it out, but it's too painful. Two teen girls comment off camera. She finally pulls most of it off and says "I just wanted to put my arms around you guys!" Then she screams "I'm bleeding!"
32s
651718
A boy holds a sonogram picture of his baby sibling on the way but doesn't know what it is. His mom points out the baby's head and body and says that it's in her stomach. The boy is shocked and says "I knew it! Because you were fat. That's why you were fat."
9s
188934
Cute little dog barks, sounds very much like "I want my mama." Owner prompts him. (1201, 1401, 1506, 1624, 1717, 2212)
42s
276628
Groom says, "I, Gail take you to be my wife"; vows
59s
496782
A woman explains to her two sons and daughter that the calamari they ate earlier wasn't chicken, it was squid. They all freak out simultaneously and the girl starts crying. One of the boys screams "I need something to lick on!"
2m8s
129222
Two teenage girls on slingshot ride, they scream and yell, one girl says "I hate you!"
36s
332300
Longhorn steer / cow sticks its head in car window at animal safari, licks older woman. She pats it, says "I love you too"
1m52s
181302
Bulldog puppy growls what sort of sounds like "I love mama". Pets talking, silly pet tricks.
13s
3m0s
692120
A young girl walks into her bedroom indoors and finds a backpack on her bed. She opens it, finds a puppy dog, and whines to her parents "Why did you buy me a real dog? It's not my birthday!" She picks it up and says "I didn't really mean that I wanted a real dog." "I'm not happy about this. Why did you have to buy me a dog?
2m18s
101787
Tot boy in diapers sings "God Bless America" in the living room while watching a baseball game. He says "I need a microphone" to dad. Long for edit.
46s
249042
Teen boy tapes the nozzle of spray hose for a sink so when his mom turns the faucet on she gets sprayed with water. Son asks for a drink of water and mom gets sprayed. She says "You're dead, I was all ready to go to church". Practical joke
27s
538532
A man outdoors throws a model airplane and smashes it into the ground while trying to show a young boy and boy how to fly the plane. "Let's see if I can throw this towards the house."
1m4s
831514
A drugged woman wakes up after surgery and says "I thought I was going to be taller but when I look down my legs are still short."
34s
103269
A bird sits on boy's head in park. Immediately afer his mom says "I hope he doesn't poop" the bird poops on the boy's head. It runs down his face. Gross.
30s
20s
1375906
A young girl yells "here I am" while she hides for hide and seek.
6s
2323183
A woman plucks her eyebrows using a large wall mirror indoors and when a man calls it a "Big ass mirror" she defends herself and says "I have big ass eyebrows." Vine/Instagram.
22s
174096
Performance Problems. Little girl in Indian costume says, " I want my mommy"
55s
104341
Teen boy intros the clip & says he'll make bear noises hiding in a tree. Another boy comes down the trail & hears noise, runs away and yells "I hate you." Practical joke. Woods.
26s
271706
Tot boy rides down steep driveway in big-wheel, crashes into toy car that his older tot brother is sitting on, brother falls off toy car and cries. Younger brother says "I did it"
1m2s
100457
Woman rides big wheel toy tricycle down stairs, crashes. She says "should I have a helmet?" right before she loses her balance and falls. 690503
1m16s
361401
When asked "Who's the cutest baby in the world?" a baby boy responds " I am". Action at :27.
34s
462824
A tot girl counts to ten in French and Spanish when a woman tells her to. The woman then says to count in English and she says "I don't know how to do it."
2m27s
259466
"The Boy In The Babble" Tot boy is angry at grandma for taking away his toy airplane. Boy yells at senior woman but you can only understand "Plane," "Stupid," & "I want." Long for edit.
11s
1162354
A man sleds through the snow in a swimsuit and sneakers and holds up milk and bread as he screams "I got the bread and milk!" repeatedly outdoors. Vine/Instagram.
1m30s
91429
"Presidential Material" Little boy eating lunch recites famous quotes from various presidents, including Nixon's "I am not a crook." Kids say.
1m2s
193768
TOT GIRL IN HIGH CHAIR COVERED IN BLUEBERRY AND BLACKBERRY GUNK SINGS "I Been Workin' On The Railroad". Mess
41s
322642
A young boy and a young girl in the back seat of a car jump when a man sticks his hand through the seat from the trunk. "I hate you AFV. You're weird."
2m14s
252318
Man goes into basement & gets creeped out by bugs. He gets scared & comes out, says "I don't want to go back there." Home repairs, fix it.
53s
245318
"I Dream Of Weenie" Tot girl tells her dad that she wants a weenie like her brother Nick. Dad has to explain that girls don't have weenies/ penis. She cries and then says "I want to go to Disney World."
1m41s
512510
"BUN IN THE OVEN" An older woman is confused as to why there's a bun in the oven. Another woman asks her "Why would there be a bun in the oven?" and she responds "I want my daughter to have a bun in the oven." before she realizes her daughter is pregnant and excitedly hugs her.
44s
229228