1m57s
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Bride & groom are saying their vows during wedding ceremony & tot boy nearby says "I got to go pee pee" very loud.
35s
337190
"Longing for Lipstick" Two little girls get bicycles for Christmas. One is really excited and the other says "I didn't want a bicycle, I wanted lipstick."
16s
324902
A french bulldog dog tries to say "I love you" back to the woman behind the camera indoors. Short tail.
1m24s
292164
Grandpa plays "I got your nose" with tot girl using fake nose in living room, girl gets scared and cries.
26s
328930
A tot girl is riding on a four wheeler inside while holding on to her baby brother. She drives into a table and knocks stuff over and says "I didn't mean to."
44s
304904
A man stands in an elevator as the door opens. Suddenly, several men and women shoot him with nerf gun darts and they laugh. He says 'I knew it' right before they shoot him. Pranks.
13s
654284
"Someone Needs a Nap" A tot girl cries at a table next to her brother indoors. He asks if she had a nap today and she says that she didn't. He says "Well, you need one."
1m20s
332322
Baby boy babbles, then mom says "I love you" and it sounds like baby says the same thing back to her
4m28s
272078
A woman puts rubber band on faucet sprayer, husband turns it on, gets sprayed with water, gets really mad. Says "I didn't marry Penn and Teller." Practical Joke.
1m12s
264412
X-mas Woman says during picture taking "hurry up I need to pass gas" BAD TRACKING
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25s
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Senior woman gets sprayed by a faucet rigged in a practical joke. Kitchen sink. She says "I peed my pants."
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98481
Young boy is upset, cries because his mom cut half of his hair with clippers and then the buzzer died. He says "I want my hair to grow back" then tells mom to gu buy him some Rogaine. Over dramatic.
19s
261102
Funny signs: tombstone reads, "I told you I was sick."
1m0s
447804
A boy opens a Christmas gift and says "Oh my God I got a freaking pup for Christmas, dude!" frickin'
1m44s
319398
A boy and man have put hundreds of rubber bands on a watermelon. They explode it at 1:21, right after the boy says "I don't want to do it anymore."
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311994
A man falls off his bike during a bike race down a road. His bike rolls down the road and the man rolls over the finish line. He looks toward the camera and says 'Did I win?' Short heads. Short tails.
30s
136262
Young woman stands on a tree branch & says "What am I doing wrong?" then she falls down into a pond & laughs. Gets wet.
38s
283042
Little girl getting off bus after first day of school. She is crying, says, "I got the blues" to her mother.
52s
295976
Pastor tells tot boy he has a body at lakeside baptism, boy yells "I have a penis!" (Low audio)
31s
171388
Pee Pee Girl. Says "I have to go to bathroom" and then,"I went". Kids say the darndest things.
57s
172572
"I HATE MYSELF" DOG Dog growls at himself in bathroom mirror.
40s
263682
"I, NANCEE -- HI, NANCEE" Minister says "I NANCY," but bride thinks he says "HI NANCY," Cute.; vows. Older couple.
22s
129074
Woman gets caught taking food from refrigerator when she is supposed to be on a diet, her reaction is very funny. scared / surprised. Says "I was hungry."
21s
142704
Cute young girl smiles after mom says everyone tells me I have such a pretty girl, to reveal she is missing many teeth. scary smile
1m31s
1456146
A senior woman gives a woman a card and the woman says thank you for the 300 dollars and the woman says "I gave you 300 dollars?"
37s
221966
Twin girls at church sing in choir. One girl yells out Momma I need to go pee-pee and walks off stage.
2m30s
327428
A woman is being taught how to ride a dirt bike. Start at 1:10. She rides into a chair and a fire pit and then says "I am done. I am fucking done."
1m8s
241460
Cat meowing while getting a bath in the sink. It sounds like the cat is talking, owner thinks it's "I love you." Funny sound. Silly pet tricks.
41s
669340
A man stands on a ladder and drills into a satellite dish outdoors when the satellite dish collapses and crashes into his ladder, knocking him and the ladder onto the ground before the man says "I knew that was going to happen."
1m32s
256502
"All I Lost For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" Young boy loses 2 bottom teeth on Christmas morning when he bites a present trying to open it. 1 tooth flies across the room & he spits the other out into his hand. With recovery.
33s
337952
Little girl jumps on a pogo stick, falls into a garbage can and says "I just peed my pants."
1m13s
222918
Santa asks little boy what he wants for Christmas & boy says "I already told you yesterday!"
50s
317726
A little girl says she farted. She's told not to say that. She's told to say 'I passed gas.' She keeps saying 'I farted.'
23s
251688
Senior man shows dentures to grandson. Tot boy says "Watch me" & tries to imitate. He says "I can't. It's too hard."
1m5s
221718
Man & woman host a church fundraiser. Man messes up the word "host." Woman introduces herself & says "And I will be your other whore." Man can't stop laughing.
1m2s
206058
Man with a scary mask on scares old woman, creeps up on her from behind. Woman is balancing her check book at a table & says "I don't have time for this."
43s
209398
Girl at petting zoo/farm tries to feed goats but they attack her. She says,"I HATE that goat"
21s
172962
USE REDUB ON Q-03. Dog says "I love my mama" 2x. (low audio)
27s
276644
Boy says "I feel sick" when asked how he feels about baby sister's birth.
24s
140066
P/V Guy served dinner says "I Hate Pork", dinner is a talking pig who contradicts him
21s
272090
Young girl and younger sister throw Frisbee in back yard. 1 says "not so hard!" but the other has already thrown it, which hits her in the head hard; she falls down and screams "I said not so hard!"
43s
284200
Woman wearing bikini dances in garage to karaoke music, jumps on a cooler / tupperware bin and it tips over. The girl falls on the concrete floor. Song is "Man, I Feel Like a Woman"
1m2s
215628
Drunk man falls over trying to tie up boat. Then says "I gotta take a piss."
1m24s
234774
During a wedding reception, best man stands to give his toast / speech and says, " I had a speech all prepared but I'll save it for your next wedding"
15s
322408
A man with dreadlocks swings on a vine over a lake after saying, "The worse that could happen is I get my feet wet." The vine breaks and he falls in.
1m32s
204818
"Santa Claustrophobic" Tot girl is scared of Santa Claus and says, "I don't want any presents, thank you." Christmas.
44s
251986
Tot girl tries to say "I'm stuck" but says "I suck" instead. Dad teaches her the right way to say it, girl says "you suck" back to man.
22s
257998
Man puts his hand in the water to feed fish after asking "Do the fish have teeth?" Camera cuts to man's finger bandaged & bloody. He says "That's what I get for trusting my little brother." Sibling rivalry.
46s
237866
Tot girl eats bitter herbs and makes her gag. She says I no like it and she makes a horrible face.
29s
340997
A young girl closes her eyes and screams "I love ponies and unicorns" while on a roller coaster because she's scared.
1m10s
45s
235970
"I Don't Want To Grow Up" Tot boys at kindergarten/preschool graduation are asked what they want to be when they grow up. One says vampire bat and One boy says "I don't want to grow up."
1m19s
254846
Young boy suddenly starts crying when playing with his siblings. Boy says "I stepped on pee." He really stepped on the letter P.
55s
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