28s
86529
Tot boy has mom's maxi pads stuck to his head body. Boy says "I put one on my willy." Mess.
37s
779442
A woman tells her two daughters that she's having another baby and the younger girl pouts and says "I want a puppy!" Her older sister tries to cheer her up but the girl cries.
47s
430068
"Sleepy Little Liar" A girl pretends to be asleep after playing rough, wrestling a toy teddy bear and knocking down a metal wall decoration. Mom comes in and girl lies "I heard it too."
25s
207100
Mom says I love you. Baby says what sounds like I love You.
1m35s
500480
Three girls and two boys indoors gather around a Little Mermaid birthday cake while adults sing Happy Birthday. The boy in the red shirt says "I want her boobs" when the kids say which slice they want.
25s
139880
"I'VE BEEN BAD" X-mas girl says, "I got presents even though I've been bad" kids say
25s
395467
Two boys are jumping and dancing to rock music in a driveway outdoors. When his parents tell one of them to play the air guitar, he responds, "I don't have one!"
1m4s
290810
Tot girl and young boy sit in backseat of car. Girl is having a tantrum, screaming "I want my mommy!" Young boy sitting next to her in the middle of the seat says "This is the worst Birthday ever!" & rolls his eyes. Sibling rivalry.
38s
101791
Girl opens up a present - it's a Ken doll. She says "I need a man." Adults all laugh. Kids say.
31s
102491
Baby boy sings the "E-I-E-I-O" part of "Old McDonald" with woman. Only baby is on screen.
1m46s
214388
Young girl rides exercise bike falls off after mom says "Can I trust you not to fall off when I leave the room?" With recovery.
1m3s
295022
"The Kumquat Kid" In a kitchen, a boy holds up a kumquat fruit and says "This is a kumquat. I love them." He eats it, makes a big sour face, shakes his arms, and says "way too sour." He gags and spits it out in the garbage.
295022
"The Kumquat Kid" In a kitchen, a boy holds up a kumquat fruit and says "This is a kumquat. I love them." He eats it, makes a big sour face, shakes his arms, and says "way too sour." He gags and spits it out in the garbage.
1m17s
246638
"Featured Preacher" Man giving sermon in church says "You can trust in Jesus just like I can trust that this church pew will hold me up." He stands on the pew and it falls. Embarrassing. Preacher, minister, pastor
36s
115476
Tot girl gets X-mas gift, looks annoyed, and then says, "I didn't ask for socks!" Christmas
12s
311114
A young boy in a hospital looks at his baby brother that his mom holds. The boy says 'I knew he'd be white.' The camera man says 'I sure hope so.'
1m23s
199590
Tot boy cries and runs from Mom because he doesn't want to use the toilet. He then says "I did a big poop." Cute.
1m27s
225136
"Radish Regret" Family tricks tot girl into eating a radish, she thinks it's an apple. She makes a sour face & freezes with her hands up, & says "I don't like apples." Then they give her apple juice & she says it's delicious. Cute.
19s
335864
Boy sits on sister's feet who's lying on living room floor, girl launches boy into camera as boy says "I gotta fart."
1m46s
232832
"Honey I Shrunk the Fisherman" Teen boy uses a remote control boat to catch a big fish.
42s
235610
"Hoops, I Did It Again" 3 young boys dunking a basketball on a trampoline. One boy gets bounced up and lands in the hoop.
1m36s
404669
Two tot boys open a present from their parents. It's a baby doll and their parents tell them they're going to have a baby. The younger boy repeatedly whines and says "I wanted to get Star Wars."
1m10s
1829576
Baby boy stares at the camera as he lays on his back and smiles a bit, then it sounds like he says "I love you." Baby talk.
1829576
Baby boy stares at the camera as he lays on his back and smiles a bit, then it sounds like he says "I love you." Baby talk.
42s
1829622
"Kissus Interruptus" Groom starts to kiss the bride & priest interrupts them. They kiss & minister says "I hope in the future you're not that slow." Crowd laughs. Wedding ceremony. (Minister is blind.)
1829622
"Kissus Interruptus" Groom starts to kiss the bride & priest interrupts them. They kiss & minister says "I hope in the future you're not that slow." Crowd laughs. Wedding ceremony. (Minister is blind.)
56s
1m6s
327760
"Trick Day, Not a Sick Day" A little boy admits to mom that he lied about being sick so he could stay home. "I just tricked you. I'm not sick. I just wanted to stay home because this is fun." Very cute kid.
1m4s
323495
Tot two year old boy "lays an egg." He is squatting and grunting. Dad shows him an egg and boy says "I did it!"
1m9s
310998
A beagle dog sits on a sofa with a man who talks to him. The dog starts to howl. The man says I love you and the dog sounds like he's trying to say the same.
1m57s
221246
Man and pregnant woman made baby onesies that say "I love my Pop-Pop & Oma" for soon-to-be grandparents. Grandma / senior jumps & screams for joy.
8s
310866
A pitbull dog tries to say 'I love you' to the camera on command.
2m48s
803268
A man and a woman yell back and forth finding a large raccoon in an upstairs closet. He yells "I need a pillow case!"
1m28s
104175
Off-camera dad tries to make tot girl promise not to have any boyfriends until she's in her 20s. Girl says she only wants to look at them. Kids say. "I Just Wanna Look at Them"
53s
1491252
A young girl talks to the camera and a tot boy walks into the frame with plastic cups on his chest and says "I have boobies, I have boobies." The young girl turns around and says that she sees.
32s
228260
Tot boy says "I peed in my eyeballs." He explains how he accidentally peed up into the air and hit himself in face.
1m8s
209176
Girl tells Dad she's stuck in the mud as she tries to remove herself. She says, "Help me out before I get frozen. Dad, come on! Don't you get the point!?!" while making funny face
1m0s
1498234
A young girl cries on her sister's birthday. The girl's mother asks why she is crying and the girl says, "I love her so much" and hugs her sister.
2m13s
201760
Tot girl comes in from the snow, takes off snowsuit, Mom asks what happened outside, she says "nothing." Later, she says "I peed in my favorite underwear." Then she yells at Mom to shut the camera off
31s
1219408
"Can't Cuss Kid" A tot boy does flash cards with his mom and when one of them says "As" he shakes his head and waves his hands as he says "I can't say that!" repeatedly because he thinks "As" is a bad word.
1m5s
1829694
Bulldog sits in a corner & whines. Dog says what sounds like "I love you." AFV is on TV in the background.
1829694
Bulldog sits in a corner & whines. Dog says what sounds like "I love you." AFV is on TV in the background.
1m2s
233988
A woman has a toy airplane stuck in her hair. Young boy says, "I didn't do it."
21s
101501
Alaskan malamute dog growls "Hello" and "I love you" for a treat. Pets talking.
2m0s
467398
A teen girl stands in the desert with a cactus embedded in her hand. The girl tries to pull it out, but it's too painful. Two teen girls comment off camera. She finally pulls most of it off and says "I just wanted to put my arms around you guys!" Then she screams "I'm bleeding!"
32s
651718
A boy holds a sonogram picture of his baby sibling on the way but doesn't know what it is. His mom points out the baby's head and body and says that it's in her stomach. The boy is shocked and says "I knew it! Because you were fat. That's why you were fat."
9s
188934
Cute little dog barks, sounds very much like "I want my mama." Owner prompts him. (1201, 1401, 1506, 1624, 1717, 2212)
42s
276628
Groom says, "I, Gail take you to be my wife"; vows
59s
496782
A woman explains to her two sons and daughter that the calamari they ate earlier wasn't chicken, it was squid. They all freak out simultaneously and the girl starts crying. One of the boys screams "I need something to lick on!"
2m8s
129222
Two teenage girls on slingshot ride, they scream and yell, one girl says "I hate you!"
36s
332300
Longhorn steer / cow sticks its head in car window at animal safari, licks older woman. She pats it, says "I love you too"
1m52s
181302
Bulldog puppy growls what sort of sounds like "I love mama". Pets talking, silly pet tricks.
13s
3m0s
692120
A young girl walks into her bedroom indoors and finds a backpack on her bed. She opens it, finds a puppy dog, and whines to her parents "Why did you buy me a real dog? It's not my birthday!" She picks it up and says "I didn't really mean that I wanted a real dog." "I'm not happy about this. Why did you have to buy me a dog?
2m18s
101787
Tot boy in diapers sings "God Bless America" in the living room while watching a baseball game. He says "I need a microphone" to dad. Long for edit.
46s
249042
Teen boy tapes the nozzle of spray hose for a sink so when his mom turns the faucet on she gets sprayed with water. Son asks for a drink of water and mom gets sprayed. She says "You're dead, I was all ready to go to church". Practical joke
27s
538532
A man outdoors throws a model airplane and smashes it into the ground while trying to show a young boy and boy how to fly the plane. "Let's see if I can throw this towards the house."
1m4s
831514
A drugged woman wakes up after surgery and says "I thought I was going to be taller but when I look down my legs are still short."
34s
103269
30s