12s
3579024
A woman says "how am I gonna stop you from barking in the back yard," to her Rottweiler dog, and the dog hits a button that says "put me in the front yard!"
1m2s
3419120
A tot boy steps onto his mom's back, and the woman bites uncooked pasta and scares him with the noise. The boy cries and says "I cracked her bones! I'm the worst back cracker ever!"
1m37s
3253528
A young boy walks into the kitchen with holes all over his pajamas and sees an Elf on the Shelf on the floor with the cut up pieces of his pajamas. He asks if the elf cut up his sweater and goes to his room to bring back a sweater, but it is not cut up. He picks up a piece of the clothes on the floor and says "whoa" when he realizes the piece was cut out of his pajamas. He says "that's why I felt something at night."
22s
3453192
A young boy studies vocabulary flashcards. He looks at the word "as", then he giggles and says "I was about to say a bad word, I was about to say ass" in a living room.
21s
3494557
A tot girl cries while she holds spaghetti at a dining room table, and says "these pastas are too long, I don't like these pastas because they're too big" before she runs away from the table.
7s
3604551
A woman tells her Chihuahua dog to say "I love you," and the dog makes a strange noise that sounds like she says it.
16s
3744472
"The Tooth Hurts" A young boy pulls his tooth and says "but I have school tomorrow, I'm gonna look like an idiot!" and cries in the living-room.
14s
3462714
A woman asks a tot girl if she wants a bath and she excitedly says "I do" in a living room.
1m57s
3315646
"Can't Spell Machine Queen" A woman asks another woman what "M-A-C-H-I-N-E" spells and she mispronounces machine it in a doctor's office. says Mac-hiney. Joke, riddle.
37s
3414498
"Befuddled Brother" A woman tells a young boy that he will have another baby brother. He frowns and asks if she's serious, then he points to his younger brother and says "okay, well I guess i'll have to give this brother to someone else".
1m23s
3505280
A teen girl in a car tells a woman that the dentist took her tongue, lips, and throat instead of her wisdom teeth, then she says "I thought I was going to get a boob job." Her mom says she doesn't need a boob job and she says "They're saggy like grandma's."
1m19s
3376996
A tot boy cries. He shows wrinkles on his hands. A woman asks "why are you crying?" He says "because I don't want to get old."
29s
3369819
A tot girl jumps on a pile of cheese balls on a trampoline, and her mom says "that's not what I meant when I said you could have a snack on the trampoline."
35s
3587741
A woman and her son look at four toy police cars in their driveway and the boy says "I only ordered two". His mom asks him how he ordered them and he explains it was through her phone.
39s
3540333
A woman tickles a baby boy and he laughs hysterically. She says "say I love you" and he says it back to her in a bedroom.
1m7s
3425302
A tot girl receives a kiddie pool for her birthday in the kitchen, and says "I wish I could play with it, but I can't, because we don't have any kitties."
1m26s
3441567
"Independent Little Lady" A tot girl tells her mom about a boy who tried to kiss her, and she says "I said no, only my parents do that." She then says "I'll tell you the truth, he's trying to like marry me here" and says she will not get married when she grows up and does not need a boy to take care of her.
40s
3499071
A teen girl on anesthesia thinks she will lose forty pounds after she has her wisdom teeth out, and says "I feel like that had a little weight to them" and "Maybe that's what Jenny Craig did."
18s
3402341
A teen girl asks her heart rate monitor if it wants to fight with her after a wisdom teeth removal at the dentist. When the monitor skips a beat she says "That's what I thought. Step back."
33s
3341567
A woman takes a selfie video of herself as she rides a hoverboard, then she says "I'm gonna go faster, you don't think I can do it huh?" and falls on a street.
17s
3152497
A woman asks her tot girl for "privacy" when she goes to the bathroom. The girl looks into her shopping bag and says "I don't have any".
42s
3133597
A tot boy sits in the car and tells his mother that he doesn't want her to walk into school with him. She tells him she'll be sad, and the boy furrows his brow then says "awe fine, you can go in with me. Fine, I guess".
1m3s
3223114
A man tries to open a brine bag for a turkey, and the bag breaks then spills all over the kitchen floor. A woman sees the mess and says "I don't even know what to do right now." Security footage.
33s
3014359
A young boy tries to do the table cloth magic trick, but when he pulls it he throws all the food across the living room. He laughs and says "At least I swept the table clean."
1m24s
2991485
A teen girl shows how to mix a drink with orange juice and sparkling water, and then she shakes it together but the lid falls off. Her mom off-screen says "I don't want to know what just happened," and she says "don't look."
18s
2907671
Two young girls pop a gender reveal balloon outdoors and blue confetti spills out. The mom asks "What is it?" - the older girl says that it's a boy and the tot girl says "I don't know!"
57s
3151519
A young boy films himself as he does a science experiment at the kitchen table. He cuts open a balloon filled with water that sprays onto the floor and yells "This is not how I was expecting! Mom get a wipe, get a wipe! What the heck?!"
18s
3082645
A woman asks her mother about a thermometer in the house, and the mother says "I'm taking it back because every temperature I take is the same". The daughter then peels off a sticker with the temperature written on it.
24s
3095407
A teen girl tells her mom that she has a spider on her back. She says "no I don't", then the spider crawls up her shoulder and she screams in a kitchen.
40s
3323746
A man and his wife rap happy birthday to a senior woman and at the end of the video the senior woman says "I don't even remember her."
5s
3105369
A man says "can I get a woo woo" and his dog howls twice indoors.
24s
3059426
Four generations of women say "Hi, Mom" until their Great Grandma says "Hi I'm Betty, and I started it all" in the house.
5s
2945424
A young boy and girl look for a rat in the garage. The girl says "I don't see any rats" as a rat jumps onto a crate the boy holds.
26s
3181064
A woman throws food out for a llama at a drive thru safari park, and the llama spits in her face then she says "I got llama spit in my eye".
33s
3168479
A young girl eats edamame at the kitchen table and cries as she continues to eat then says "it's so good I can't stop eating it".
16s
3163440
A tot girl in a swimming pool says to her dad "I got it" and tries to swim and sinks. He helps her up and she says "I don't got it."
32s
3160503
A tot girl says the Pledge of Allegiance, and after she says "for which it stands" she stops and says "mommy, I do not like witches."
31s
3151999
A tot boy tries lemon juice in the backyard. He drinks it and says "I like it," then says "I don't like it" and makes a sour face.
1m24s
3148521
A woman tells a man she's pregnant as they play Speak Out at the kitchen table. She reads cards that say "There's a baby in my belly" and "You're going to be a dad" as the man continues to play the game unaffected. She asks "How far long do you think I am" and the man then asks "are you pregnant" repeatedly, then hugs her and says "I'm gonna be a dad".
39s
3138455
A woman tries to teach a tot boy to say "I love you" but a dog groans back to her instead.
29s
3119779
A young girl tells her mother she didn't put a marker colored letter on her face in the bedroom, then looks in a mirror and says "sorry I did".
1m12s
3115196
A woman asks a sedated man in a hospital if he's excited for a newborn baby in the family. He says "I had a baby?", then he asks how he will be able to nurse it if another woman has it.
1m27s
3104104
A teen girl talks about the gauze in her mouth after a wisdom teeth removal in the car and says "God is in my mouth I have to be real careful not to chew him up because then he can't help us." Her mother tells her it's "gauze" not "God" and the girl asks if that's God's brother then says "apparently Janette is not doing a good job at Sunday school."
2m59s
3084530
A man feeds a camel at drive-thru safari park, and it leans its head up against the man's face. The camel moves its lips as he rubs its face, and the man says "I know I have a furry face".
1m44s
3061306
A tot girl hides with her mom in the house because "there are monsters outside." She farts then says, "I pass gas and the monsters go away."
27s
3049616
A tot girl sings her ABC's in the kitchen as she closes her eyes and repeats "H-I-J-K-M-N-O-P".
1m1s
3026467
A young girl plays a game with her mother in the house, and tries to guess a phrase while she wears noise-canceling earphones. She repeatedly says "I only see private parts" instead of "I only eat breakfast bars".
49s
3024936
A tot boy gets sprayed by the kitchen sink when he washes his hands, and says "I didn't do that".
24s
2980388
Twin teen girls are loopy in a car on medication as one of them tells the other they're twins. The girl looks at the camera and says, "So, I look like that?", their mother says she does, then the girl cries.
22s
2969788
A video montage of a tot boy who asks his father "Can I have some?" as he looks at his food around the house.
1m5s
3095335
A woman plays hide and go seek with her tot boy in the house. The boy walks out from behind an easel and says "before you look for me I'm gonna tell you something. Don't look behind here because I don't want you to find me behind here".
1m9s
2918939
A tot boy asks where the baby is when a family pops the gender reveal balloon in the house.
21s
2938566
A tot boy screams and cries when a mosquito flies near him outdoors and he says "this is why I never go on adventures!"
40s
2923512
A young girl tells her dad that a boy in her class wants to marry her, and he says "you tell him that he has to ask me first, and I have a tractor and lots of ways to make him disappear."
52s
3043791
A young boy smiles after he loses his first tooth, and she says "you promised you would not grow up anymore" and he says "that's what life is sometimes." She asks him how he feels and he says "I feel like a man."
9s
1556912
A woman tells a dog that she loves him and the dog barks back.
18s
27s
1562156
A German Shepherd dog whines and moans as a woman tells the dog that she loves her.
28s
1668788
Two young girls and a young woman hide under a blanket from 'the stinky boys.' When the woman says the boys are stinky because they fart the one young girl says "I fart too."
18s
1557904