2m10s
254186
Boy stares out the window at a pretty woman washing a car in a bikini. Boy tells his mom she's a good washer. Dark picture.
51s
1490322
A man and woman tell a young boy that mom is pregnant. The woman asks her son what he thinks and the boy says he is undecided.
2m6s
840845
A tot girl prepares a cup of hot chocolate by scooping out powder and she tells her mom that she just uses two scoops of the powder but in reality, she scoops multiple scoops and fills the cup halfway with powder, then takes a bite of one of the spoonfuls and spits it out with a mouth full of chocolate. Her brother laughs at her before she opens the can of powder and scoops more into the mug.
1m43s
101427
Boy wants to eat cookies left out for Santa on Christmas Eve. He tells mom to "look out the window," then runs over to the cookies & tries to steal some.
44s
254440
Tot boy tells mom he's going to hit a golf ball off her head. Mom is filming. Boy hits the ball & it hits mom in the arm.
29s
283110
"Treat Toss" Man puts milkbone on big brown dog's nose in kitchen, tells it to wait, man says, "OK," brown dog tries to eat milkbone, which flies backwards to dalmation dog behind it who eats it.
1m33s
576332
A woman tells her young son to push the bidet button on a toilet indoors and he makes funny faces while it runs indoors. He says it's hot. His dad tells him to hit the stop button and he says he doesn't want to turn it off.
17s
489034
A baby boy wearing a dark blue shirt plays in a pile of leaves outdoors. At 00:10, a small brown dog runs past the pile, followed by a large brown dog that knocks the baby over into the pile. A woman off camera screams and tells the dogs to "get out of here!"
25s
575666
A tot boy chases a girl around at home while running with a metal pole. His father tells him not to hit the walls and the boy gets the pole stuck between a wall and the refrigerator and falls over.
43s
1141996
A senior woman talks about going to heaven outdoors before she tells her adult granddaughter behind the camera she can't stay outside too long because nature keeps pushing her "poop button."
43s
535002
A man pets a sheep and when he stops, the sheep throws his head back towards his back side as if to tell the man to pet him again.
19s
303396
Tot boy whines to dad that he can't see, dad tells him to open his eyes, boy crosses his eyes.
31s
329222
A mom keeps saying "oh my god" as her baby girl turns over on floor. Mom gets really excited. "Call! Call people and tell them that she rolled over!"
4m24s
861814
A woman unwraps a Christmas present and finds a note rolled up in it from her boyfriend that he tells her to read aloud. At 1:55 she reads aloud and it leads up to her boyfriend proposing to her. The woman screams and cries loudly as she accepts and hugs her fiance.
30s
101659
Little girl has fake phone conversation with Taylor Swift. Hands phone to mom & tells her to keep talking to Taylor while girl goes poop. Mom laughs & clip cuts out. No additional footage available. Kids say. Cute.
1m1s
728742
A woman tells her son that she's having another baby and he is surprised. He asks how she knows and says she should ask dad because he might not like it.
15s
850331
A woman tells a girl to get away from under the stairs because that's where the boogie man lives. The girl doesn't believe her and argues before the woman's daughter scares the girl from behind.
10s
823536
A woman tells her tot son to say his prayers before he eats and he makes a funny babbling noise as his prayer.
37s
311700
A man yells when he's startled, once by a woman and once by a little boy. He tells them that he doesn't like to be scared. Short tail.
11s
1372042
A teen girl holds a dandelion in front of another girl's mouth in the park and tells her to close her eyes and count to ten. The girl closes her eyes and then opens her mouth to blow on the dandelion and her friend sticks it in her mouth.
1m55s
706328
"A Giant Leap for Womankind" A teen girl whines that her spaceship is out of gas after she gets her wisdom teeth out. Her mom tells her to put her seatbelt on but the girl insists they need to get gas to go to the moon. At 1:05 She says "Two small steps for man, one giant leap for womankind" then talks about how not everyone on the planet is a man before she cries about gas for the spaceship again.
1m38s
1443930
"Dog Swipes Slice" A mom mother plays a prank on her young boy son by telling him the dog ate his pizza. The mom then tells him it's a prank, and while she's handing the pizza to the boy the dog steals it out of his hand and eats it.
47s
622962
"Babysitter Breaks Heart" A tot boy cries when his mom tells him his babysitter, whom he likes, is getting married.
1m10s
1521578
A small goat headbutts a picture of a goat on a bag of feed while a man repeatedly tells the goat that it's a picture.
2m22s
135366
Girl tells dad to vote for Obama, she says McCain will take the country in the wrong direction. When told that Grandpa is voting for McCain, she says that's not good, he didn't make the right choice. Kids say.
59s
1835590
Dad tells family to put food away at campsite as three brown horses approach, horses eat food off picnic table.
10s
537514
An alligator leans on a man's leg and the man tells him to get off before the alligator attacks his camera and it falls to the ground.
34s
462824
A tot girl counts to ten in French and Spanish when a woman tells her to. The woman then says to count in English and she says "I don't know how to do it."
57s
1523082
"Bath-Bound Hound" A man carries a dog in the bedroom and tells it that it's time for a bath and the dog holds onto the wall, to keep them from going to the bathroom.
38s
792682
A woman tells her tot daughter to say "Mama" and the girl says it repeatedly with a creepy voice but when she she asks her to say "Daddy" the girl says it with a normal voice.
19s
420017
A girl tells her mom if she gets a little brother she should take it back.
53s
245318
"I Dream Of Weenie" Tot girl tells her dad that she wants a weenie like her brother Nick. Dad has to explain that girls don't have weenies/ penis. She cries and then says "I want to go to Disney World."
2m6s
333992
Teen boy puts salt & ketchup on a paper towel & tells 2 young kids to "feel the heat" coming from the ketchup. Teen slams their hands into the ketchup. Practical joke.
44s
1045246
A woman tells a rat to "ask nicely" and he places his paws on her hand. She then gives the rat paper and he takes it to his bed to chew on it and sounds just like a typewriting as he is chewing indoors.
1m21s
241260
A.A. Big News. Man woman give parents a baby doll to tell them they're pregnant. Senior Grandma drops doll, screams, cries, gets excited. Present, gift, surprise.
48s
550724
A man outdoors gets a teen girl to swallow a worm by telling her he's already swallowed one. He shows her the worm in his hand. A girl is visible. Practical joke.
39s
217672
Boy jumps out of pool to tell big brother that there is a bee in the pool. Older boy pushes younger boy into pool.
51s
24s
337830
"Pregnancy Taste Test" Young girl tries to take her temperature using a pregnancy test, when mom tells her it's a "pee test," girl throws it and runs away.
48s
254108
Young girl tells her dad how lightning is made during a thunder storm. As the girl puts her hands together a clap of thunder strikes & the power goes out in the house. Amazing. Weather, rain.
34s
334520
Woman wakes her sleeping husband to tell him there's a spider above his head. He frantically begs her to kill it. She's pranking him and laughs hysterically. Practical joke.
15s
344063
"Pint-Sized Pick-Up Artist" A tot boy tells his mom his toy car is for "Pickin up chicks" and asking them "how you doin?".
9s
875082
A woman tells her baby boy to say "Mama" and the baby farts.
1m2s
720910
A young girl approaches a box when her mom tells her she's got a surprise for her. She looks in the box and finds a puppy dog but thinks it's a hamster. She cheers "Hamster!" repeatedly and tells her mom that it looks like a dog.
1m5s
761116
A man tells his dog that if she wants to eat, she has to bark Beethoven's 5th. The dog barks four times and it sounds like Beethoven and the man gives her the food. Pet trick.
4m0s
1427628
A woman tells a man the 30 cows, 20 ate chickens riddle. He doesn't understand what she is saying and repeatedly says "how many didn't what?" and guesses 2. She repeats the riddle multiple times until he finally answers 10. AA: Tell someone a riddle.
17s
191698
Girl's birthday party - little boy stands on chair, starts to climb up on table. Dad tells him to get off, kid gets down, misses chair, falls
27s
1320254
A woman questions her tot boy what he did to his hair in the bathroom indoors after he buzzed part of it off. He tells her that he cut it himself and he likes it this way.
35s
333600
Black dog makes a noise when he's told to be sad. Dog also barks when he's told to tell a story. Silly pet tricks.
1m17s
241548
Man tells story to son who is fighting in Iraq. A picture falls off the wall and hits man in head. He gets mad
19s
113016
Teen boy rides skateboard down cement steps in alley, when he lands at the bottom, man opens door & hits him. Man tells kids to get skateboards out of there Fish eye lens.
1m47s
136804
Parrot tells woman "Don't do that" when she touches her husband
41s
372741
A tot girl picks her tot brother's nose when her dad tells her to. She then thanks him for letting her pick his nose.
2m18s
1371606
A girl picks cards from a deck in the living room and doesn't show her mom what number it is, but asks her to guess the number. The girl's dad sits behind her and holds his fingers up to tell his wife what the numbers are. The woman guesses the numbers right each time and the girl is impressed.
48s
1271952
A tot boy learns to hit a t-ball with a bat indoors. When his teacher tells him to keep his "eye on the ball", he actually tries to put his eye onto the ball.
53s
98481
Young boy is upset, cries because his mom cut half of his hair with clippers and then the buzzer died. He says "I want my hair to grow back" then tells mom to gu buy him some Rogaine. Over dramatic.
1m19s
1829628
Teen boy puts salt & ketchup on a paper towel & tells 2 young kids to "feel the heat" coming from the ketchup. Teen slams their hands into the ketchup. Practical joke.
46s
511058
A tot boy blows raspberries on his arm at the dinner table as his family tells him to make bigger ones and he widens his eyes and makes the noise again.
1m27s
1234126
A tot boy with chocolate all over his face tells his dad that he went downstairs to look for a diaper and denies finding or eating candy.
36s
437502