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A teen girl wakes up from surgery in a hospital indoors and asks her mom if she can watch a Channing Tatum movie when she gets home because she wants Channing Tatum to come see her in the hospital and gets disappointed when her mom tells her he's not coming. She says he better have his shirt off in his next film, then gets excited about watching "Magic Mike" but her mom says she can't watch it.
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Parents tell little boy and girl that they're going to Disney World, girl freaks out and screams, little boy just sits there.
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A little boy cries when a woman tells him he has to be good for two weeks if he wants to get a lego toy set. At around 2:50 he lists bad things he'll be tempted to do, like hit his sisters and touch a pocket knife.
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"Mama's Boy" Tot boy tells the camera how much he loves his mom & that he wishes she would forget dad and marry him.
600144
A teen boy tells his border collie dog to smile for a picture repeatedly and the dog growls and bares her teeth each time.
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A sedated teen girl is sad that she can't get the cast on her nose signed. A woman tells the girl that she is not Beyonce and the girl takes offense.
700084
A woman tells her baby boy to say "Hi mommy" and the girl says "Hello!" indoors.
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A girl tells her dad covered in make up to smile for the camera as he sits on the couch scowling.
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Dad tells tot boy and girl looking at ultrasound picture of fetus. They're going to have another sister. Sister cheers, boy starts crying.
1214606
A man tells his dog how much he loves her while he holds a bagel in his hand off camera. The man leans in for a kiss and the dog ducks and reaches past him to eat the bagel out of his hand, which the man then eats the rest of.
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A girl wearing pink fairy wings bossily tells her father not to touch her toy microphone. She slips as she walks away and falls.
132754
Girl tries to sing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in paper mask but gets interrupted by her sister. They fight & pinch, girl tells sister they aren't friends anymore. Sibling rivalry.
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A woman asks another woman a riddle. There are 30 cows in a field, 20 ate chickens. How many didn't? The woman does not reach the correct answer.
295274
"Birthday Candle Recount" Young girl sits in front of birthday cake with a number 4 candle in it. Girl tells camera woman that she's actually 5. Camera woman laughs because she forgot. Girl blows out candles.
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"What Would Cheez-Its Do?" A tot girl tells her mother she learned about "God and cheez-its" Her mother asks if she means Jesus and she says "No, cheez-its"
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A chicken eats a strawberry and wipes its beak on a napkin repeatedly when owner tells it to.
218338
"The Collision Kid" Girl drives a battery powered electric toy four wheeler car, runs into a man's leg. He tells her never to do that again, so she backs up, her brother falls out of the car and she runs him over.
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A young woman and a dog do a face swap in the living room and the woman tells the dog it has bad breath. AA: face swaps
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Adorable small dog lays with a man in bed and waves when woman tells him to. Man is asleep.
201128
A few different times, a man tells people there's a dead rat in a bucket. People go up to look and a fake rat catapults / flies at them, surprising them. Practical joke
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A baby boy laughs when his dad tells him to go to sleep in his bedroom.
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Two tot boys open a present from their parents. It's a baby doll and their parents tell them they're going to have a baby. The younger boy repeatedly whines and says "I wanted to get Star Wars."
114518
Proposal - Diver fishes out box which holds engagement ring. Tells girlfriend he found box in water. Boat.
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Girl swings on a swing seat next to her brother and tells her mom that she has nightmares about Tom Bergeron because he's creepy. Long for edit.
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A young boy can't find an easter egg even with his family telling him where it is. He looks for it for a while and doesn't notice it until he puts his hand on it.
303082
A man terrifies a woman on Halloween by tricking her into thinking he's thrown a baby boy to the floor when it's really a toy baby in a costume. She tells him he ought to be shot. Caucasian. Short tail.
825980
A tot boy with snorkel goggles on his forehead struggles to find his goggles and when his mom tells him he has to find them to go inside, he puts his hand on his forehead and whines, then realizes that's where his goggles are.
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Little white fluffy dog lays on its bed putting its paws together on command whenever woman tells it to "pray."
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A tot girl cries when her dad tells her that she doesn't have a boyfriend.
1288886
A boy tells the camera he will do a "golf trust shot" in the yard outdoors with his brother who stands on the porch stairs with a frisbee between his legs. The boy hits the ball and knocks the frisbee out from between his brother's legs.
307130
A little boy tot tells his dad behind the camera that he will grow up to have a bigger 'pee pee' than him some day. The dad laughs but doesn't like the idea. kids say.
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Young girl holds a snake & tells boy to touch it, it doesn't bite. Then snake bites girl's hand. She screams & throws it.
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Wedding on beach. Groom tells the camera to warn them if a wave is going to wash up and hit them. In the middle of the prayer a wave hits them and the camera guy doesn't warn anyone.
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A woman tells a cat to say "yes, please" and the cat meows in a similar tone and cadence.
308190
A little boy rides a four wheeler outdoors and falls over the front just as the man behind the camera tells a woman how they can be dangerous for kids.
1177702
A tot boy with frosting on his face tells his mom, before she asks, that is wasn't him and that he didn't have cake indoors.
527910
A tot boy climbs on a rolled up mattress in his room at home. His parents tell him to get out of the way and the boy refuses to move until the mattress suddenly unrolls, knocking him over.
209176
Girl tells Dad she's stuck in the mud as she tries to remove herself. She says, "Help me out before I get frozen. Dad, come on! Don't you get the point!?!" while making funny face
232836
Young boy on phone farts, tells person on the phone he "tooted". He sticks the phone to his butt and asks the person on the other end if they can smell it.
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A man trains his two dogs to stay in place so they can get treats indoors. He tells one of them to stay while he gives a treat to the other one, but the dog slides on his butt towards his owner while he's not looking. The man looks over at the dog and tells him to stay, and the dog stops. But when he looks at the other dog again, the dog continues to slide.
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Tot girl swims in pool. Squash plant hangs nearby, mom tells girl to pick it for her dad. Girl get scared when it falls into the water.
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Man holds a pet raccoon on his lap on the porch, tells it not to peek or it'll see a naked woman. Raccoon covers its eyes.
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A man speaks through a megaphone to tell his two sons to get ready for bed but when one of them comes down stairs, he trips and falls down the stairs.
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A young boy runs down a hill in the yard and grabs onto a swing and it flips him over and he falls. Then his brother tells him that was an "awesome trick."
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"Green Bean Nose Blow" Girl has green bean stuck up her nose. Mom holds girl's nose shut & tells her to blow out. Girl does, picks up the string bean & eats it. Gross.
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"Kids Caught Kissing" A tot boy and a tot girl pretend to host a TV show on a staircase indoors. The tot girl tells the tot boy to kiss her, he refuses, then kisses her on the lips at other kids' prompting. Mom walks into the frame from downstairs, catches them, and crosses her arms disapprovingly. They run away laughing.
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A senior man eats a cream-filled doughnut indoors when he tells his wife the cream tastes funny and she reveals it's an April Fool's joke with mayonnaise. Practical-joke.
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A man stands on a Hoverboard and a woman tells him to get off of it. He steps back and falls onto the television that is behind him.
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A teen girl holds up a dandelion and tells her friend to make a wish in the street outdoors. The second teen girl opens her mouth to take a breath and blow on the dandelion and the first girl sticks the dandelion in her mouth.
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"Wigged Out Babysitter" Boy screams & cries & won't go to sleep when dad tells him to, but when dad puts on a wig & talks like a woman, boy immediately lays down to sleep. Odd.
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A senior woman stands in a kitchen with her back to the camera. A man off camera scares by shouting "Where do you want me to vacuum!?" The woman jerks, turns around and says, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! You're gonna get killed, I'm telling you. You do that again..." The woman throws a jar at the man but misses.
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A man tells his tot son to put his head down when he putts a golf ball and the tot bends over and places his head on the ball.
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A woman tells her husband to jump on a trampoline with several kids but he refuses before he steps off the trampoline onto a plastic chair and the chair breaks underneath him.
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A woman leaves her pug dog at the top of a slide, then walks down the ladder and tells him to stay until she waits at the bottom of the slide and tells him to go. The dog turns and tries to go down the ladder, misses, and falls to the ground.
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Man tells young boy on bench to get a good looks at a plate full of water to see two hairs race and then splashes water into boy's face.
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A woman tells her daughter that her dad is getting her a scary doll off of Craigs List and the girl and brother and sister think the doll is haunted based on what the ad says.
104381
Dad tells little boy to rinse out his cup. Boy then gets sprayed in the face by prank water faucet. Practical joke.
257510
Boy & girl paint their faces red & black & tell their mom that they have monkey faces. Mess.
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Mud-covered young boy tells mom he fell into a puddle, and his underwear is wet too. Boy slips and falls into boxes in the garage. Mess.
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