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A tot girl digs a hole in the dirt in the ground and says, "I think this is where a chili dog lives." A young boy next to her says, "You mean a prairie dog?"
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A tot girl shows her mom her hair that she has cut and a lot of it is missing. The woman exclaims, "Sweet baby Jesus" and the girl answers, "I know, right?!"
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A man holds various drawings of eyes over a tot boy's face to give him funny faces indoors. This is AFV writer JORDAN SCHATZ and his son NOLAN SCHATZ
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A boy and a tot girl fail to spray silly string cans outdoors. While a man helps the girl with her can, the boy shoots himself in the eye and runs off crying.
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A tot boy holds a hand on his forehead when his father tells him he has to hold his head still while he brushes his teeth.
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Tot boy repeatedly calls a banana an apple. He knows what an apple is, but calls a banana an apple anyway. Dad gets very frustrated. Stand Alone. *long for edit
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A tot girl on a barbie four wheeler rides around a back yard runs over her sister after her sister brags about teaching her how to drive it.
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Two young man wear large sumo wrestler costumes and play fight outdoors when a boy tot runs in, wanting to join, and hits one of the wrestlers, falling back.
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A tot boy tells his mom he will make a coin disappear in his hands, then he counts to three and tosses the coin to the side and opens his hands to reveal that they are empty.
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Tot boy helps mom clean backyard. Picks up dog poo and throws it over the fence, he claims. In reality he threw the poop at the shed in the backyard.
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Tot boy shirtless dad wrestle, man is on all fours on floor. Boy kicks man in the crotch from behind. Surprises him. Groin hit. Living room.
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Little girl & tot boy are covered in bubbles in bath tub. Boy slips / falls under & disappears, then stands up opening his mouth wide. Short tail.
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In a parking lot a man throws a football at a tot boy wearing oversized football pads. Ball hits boy on the head (helmet), boy falls down onto pavement.
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2 girls sing "We Will Rock You" in the backyard. Tot boy hits girls with Power Wheels truck. 1 uses a cooler as a drum & the other plays guitar.
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Tot girl and Grandpa do a Russian dance, she somersaults. Senior man tries to flip too and kicks girl in the face.
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"Baby Sneaks a Peek" - A baby boy looks down a senior woman's shirt and says "wow."
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A woman tries to make pancakes with two tot boys in the kitchen, and when she turns away the younger boy pours nearly the entire bottle of oil into the mixing bowl.
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Tot girl lies down in doggy bed, white dog flips bed/girl over out of bed in living room. Animals. UGC-EP experienced an error.
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A tot boy sits on a female mannequin at a store as his mother tells him it's not Santa. The boy starts to babble that the mannequin is Santa but it falls and so does he.
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A tot boy runs down the hall and jumps to push open a bedroom door. A young girl opens the door from inside the room and the boy falls through the doorway onto the floor.
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A man looks for a tot boy around a house after he cracks eggs all over the floor and walls. He finds the boy, who quickly turns around and runs upstairs.
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A teen boy is playing chase with a boxer dog outdoors and the dog tries to jump to grab at a ball that the boy holds and ends up jumping over a tot girl's head. Close call.
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A young girl pulls her tot brother in to a lake while he wears water wings when she holds his hand as she jumps in to the lake with their two young brothers.
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"Boys' Breakfast Blunder" Two tot brothers carry breakfast to their mom on Mother's Day. The older brother drops a bowl of fruit twice on the floor at :18 and :58 and puts in back into the bowl.
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A young girl drives a power wheels car up to the camera, stops and says, "That was fun", her tot sister cries next to her and says, "that was not fun", then the girl drives away in the desert.
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A woman sits on a spring ride at a park. She leans forward, gets stuck, and laughs hysterically. Her tot boy and girl try to help her out, and her family laughs.
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A lizard crawls on a baby girl's head and she tries to bite it.
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Older brother drops little brother in huge pile of leaves
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Cocker Spaniel puppies / dogs attack / swarm 1 year old boy. Cute.
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A tot boy plays with kinetic sand at a small table while his mother sneaks up behind him with the camera, then she yells "What are you doing" and he screams.
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A tot boy points to a mess of cracked eggs on the kitchen floor and asks who will clean them up. The boy's mother asks who will clean the mess and he says she will.
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A tot girl receives a kiddie pool for her birthday in the kitchen, and says "I wish I could play with it, but I can't, because we don't have any kitties."
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A woman asks a tot boy if he has a whole donut in his mouth in a kitchen, and he says "no." He looks at the camera, and the donut makes his cheeks stick out.
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"Little Donut Denier" A tot boy has chocolate on his face and stands next to an opened box of donuts. He says "the monster attacked me and gave me a donut."
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A tot boy in a car says that he will be a police officer when he is older, but he will not grow up. A man asks him if he will be a child police officer, and he yells "no."
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A woman tells a tot boy that he did a good job while he cleans a toilet in a bathroom. Another young kid yells that he used their back scrubber on the toilet.
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A tot boy blows raspberries on his arm at the dinner table as his family tells him to make bigger ones and he widens his eyes and makes the noise again.
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Mom gives tot boy soy sauce to drink. He drinks it, makes a gross face, spits it back up in the cup. Boy thought it was soda. Practical joke. Kitchen.
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18 month old tot girl is playing in a toy car outside. Mom says turn around and she gets out of the car and spins in circles. Start at 0:25.
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A tot boy sees a picture of a woman's finger on a box and he thinks it is his mom who is trapped inside. He taps on the thumb and cries to get his mom back.
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A woman and a tot girl play on a hotel room bed and sing the song "No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed" and the woman tries to jump up on the bed and she falls off the edge.
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Tot boy takes bath while kitten watches. Boy grabs kitty by paws, drags it into the water. Cat freaks out, jumps back out of tub.
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A woman does the Mentos challenge with her tot boy in a parking lot. The Diet Coke sprays into the boy's face and he screams then yells "Mommy get a paper towel!"
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"Uranus or Mine" Tot girl reads astronomy book with mom on couch to learn planets, keeps saying "my anus" when mom says "Uranus." Kids say.
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Father & tot son go fishing. While holding up fish, man loses balance & he and boy fall backwards out of boat into lake water. Outdoors.
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A tot girl runs through an obstacle course, and climbs up an obstacle. A woman tells her to say "I'm so strong", and she says "I'm so scared".
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A tot boy turns on the kitchen sink and it sprays him in the face, and his mom laughs. He laughs and then gets off of his stool but slips and falls on the wet floor.
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Tot boy on front of bike in kitchen says he's going to Dollar Store to get "lolipop, hot dog, soda, pizza," boy on back of bike says "a piece of what?!"
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A tot boy walks around next to a woman and plays with nail polish. The woman throws the nail polish at the camera man. The nail polish lands in a glass that the man holds and shatters it.
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Tot boy steals older brother's money & puts coins into his pajamas. Boy tries to walk but the money is in his foot & weighs him down. Several cuts in the clip.
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A young girl safely rides her scooter to a stop in the garage and comments on how they are using their brakes. On cue, a tot boy races in on his scooter and slams into a toy truck and laughs.
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Tot girl has gum stuck in the front of her hair. Tells mom she just touched one. Mom says "It was a no no, Capeesh?" Girl repeats "Capeesh" back to her.
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Tot boy sits in a chair and has green and blue marker all over his face. He drew fake glasses around his eyes with blue marker. Mess.
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A man wears a dinosaur puppet on his hand and chases his son around a yard and films from the dinosaurs perspective outdoors.
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Baby girl sees her shadow and likes it at first, but then cries about it and wants it to go away.
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Young boy plays guitar, says "I'm in a rock band." He falls off the stool he is sitting on.
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A young girl wears several life vests and is too scared to jump into water off a dock, so she jumps into the grass, falls over, and struggles to stand back up. She then jumps in the water, struggles to swim, and climbs back out but falls again.
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A tot boy says, "I just don't got time for this" while his mother talks about him as he wears his Halloween costume indoors.
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