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A woman asks a tot boy if he has a whole donut in his mouth in a kitchen, and he says "no." He looks at the camera, and the donut makes his cheeks stick out.
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"Little Donut Denier" A tot boy has chocolate on his face and stands next to an opened box of donuts. He says "the monster attacked me and gave me a donut."
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A tot boy in a car says that he will be a police officer when he is older, but he will not grow up. A man asks him if he will be a child police officer, and he yells "no."
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18 month old tot girl is playing in a toy car outside. Mom says turn around and she gets out of the car and spins in circles. Start at 0:25.
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Mom gives tot boy soy sauce to drink. He drinks it, makes a gross face, spits it back up in the cup. Boy thought it was soda. Practical joke. Kitchen.
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A tot boy blows raspberries on his arm at the dinner table as his family tells him to make bigger ones and he widens his eyes and makes the noise again.
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A woman tells a tot boy that he did a good job while he cleans a toilet in a bathroom. Another young kid yells that he used their back scrubber on the toilet.
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A woman and a tot girl play on a hotel room bed and sing the song "No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed" and the woman tries to jump up on the bed and she falls off the edge.
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A tot boy says he cannot find his helmet, even though it is on his head. His dad says they should go home, and he says "it's okay, I'll be careful."
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A tot boy stands in the snow and a woman asks him if he is having fun and he screams "No!" and she asks him if he likes snow and he screams even louder in the backyard.
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A man is teaching his tot boy to hit a ball off of a tee. He says 'put your eyes on the ball' and the boy literally puts his eyes up against the ball.
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A man asks to see his tot son's magic trick then the boy moves his hand over his toy then shoves it up his shirt and asks where did it go
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A tot boy tells his mom that he is done eating. She tells him that he didn't touch his corn. He sticks his finger in it and says that he touched it.
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A man comes home from a business trip as a tot girl walks to greet him at the front door indoors. She walks right past the man and goes to hug a senior woman.
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Tot girl falls head first into the laundry hamper and can't get out. Her legs are straight up in the air when her dad and mom find her.
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Tot brother and toddler sister climb on a stool to turn on kitchen sink mom has rigged the sprayer so when boy turns on the faucet, girl gets wet
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Tot boy blows on the lights of a Christmas tree. Each time he blow, someone turns off the lights. The boy claps, believing he blew out the lights.
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A young girl and tot girl sit on a kitchen table. A man tries to smash a gingerbread house but when he punches it the house doesn't break and he hurts his hand.
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"Car Seat Hide and Seek" Two tot boys in car seats in the back of a car play Hide-and-seek and count and then say, "Found you!" as they look back at each other.
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A tot girl digs a hole in the dirt in the ground and says, "I think this is where a chili dog lives." A young boy next to her says, "You mean a prairie dog?"
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A tot girl on a barbie four wheeler rides around a back yard runs over her sister after her sister brags about teaching her how to drive it.
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Two young man wear large sumo wrestler costumes and play fight outdoors when a boy tot runs in, wanting to join, and hits one of the wrestlers, falling back.
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Tot boy repeatedly calls a banana an apple. He knows what an apple is, but calls a banana an apple anyway. Dad gets very frustrated. Stand Alone. *long for edit
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A boy and a tot girl fail to spray silly string cans outdoors. While a man helps the girl with her can, the boy shoots himself in the eye and runs off crying.
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A tot boy holds a hand on his forehead when his father tells him he has to hold his head still while he brushes his teeth.
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A man holds various drawings of eyes over a tot boy's face to give him funny faces indoors. This is AFV writer JORDAN SCHATZ and his son NOLAN SCHATZ
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A tot girl shows her mom her hair that she has cut and a lot of it is missing. The woman exclaims, "Sweet baby Jesus" and the girl answers, "I know, right?!"
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A tot boy tells his mom he will make a coin disappear in his hands, then he counts to three and tosses the coin to the side and opens his hands to reveal that they are empty.
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Baby girl sees her shadow and likes it at first, but then cries about it and wants it to go away.
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Young boy plays guitar, says "I'm in a rock band." He falls off the stool he is sitting on.
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A man wears a dinosaur puppet on his hand and chases his son around a yard and films from the dinosaurs perspective outdoors.
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A young girl wears several life vests and is too scared to jump into water off a dock, so she jumps into the grass, falls over, and struggles to stand back up. She then jumps in the water, struggles to swim, and climbs back out but falls again.
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A woman tries to make pancakes with two tot boys in the kitchen, and when she turns away the younger boy pours nearly the entire bottle of oil into the mixing bowl.
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A tot boy says, "I just don't got time for this" while his mother talks about him as he wears his Halloween costume indoors.
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A tot girl runs through an obstacle course, and climbs up an obstacle. A woman tells her to say "I'm so strong", and she says "I'm so scared".
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A tot boy turns on the kitchen sink and it sprays him in the face, and his mom laughs. He laughs and then gets off of his stool but slips and falls on the wet floor.
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A man looks for a tot boy around a house after he cracks eggs all over the floor and walls. He finds the boy, who quickly turns around and runs upstairs.
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A tot boy runs down the hall and jumps to push open a bedroom door. A young girl opens the door from inside the room and the boy falls through the doorway onto the floor.
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"Boys' Breakfast Blunder" Two tot brothers carry breakfast to their mom on Mother's Day. The older brother drops a bowl of fruit twice on the floor at :18 and :58 and puts in back into the bowl.
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A young girl pulls her tot brother in to a lake while he wears water wings when she holds his hand as she jumps in to the lake with their two young brothers.
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A teen boy is playing chase with a boxer dog outdoors and the dog tries to jump to grab at a ball that the boy holds and ends up jumping over a tot girl's head. Close call.
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A young girl drives a power wheels car up to the camera, stops and says, "That was fun", her tot sister cries next to her and says, "that was not fun", then the girl drives away in the desert.
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A woman sits on a spring ride at a park. She leans forward, gets stuck, and laughs hysterically. Her tot boy and girl try to help her out, and her family laughs.
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A woman does the Toddler Temptation Challenge on her two tot boys, and one boy eats his candy just as she leaves and then takes his brother's too.
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"Kickin' It In the Crib" Tot boy stands up in crib, pushes it across the room by kicking the wall. When he reaches the other side of the room he grabs the camera.
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A dad wears an inflatable dinosaur costume and runs through a backyard on Easter. A tot boy and a young girl get scared and hit him repeatedly and the girl hits him in the groin.
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A young girl safely rides her scooter to a stop in the garage and comments on how they are using their brakes. On cue, a tot boy races in on his scooter and slams into a toy truck and laughs.
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Tot boy steals older brother's money & puts coins into his pajamas. Boy tries to walk but the money is in his foot & weighs him down. Several cuts in the clip.
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Tot boy on front of bike in kitchen says he's going to Dollar Store to get "lolipop, hot dog, soda, pizza," boy on back of bike says "a piece of what?!"
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A tot boy walks around next to a woman and plays with nail polish. The woman throws the nail polish at the camera man. The nail polish lands in a glass that the man holds and shatters it.
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A tot boy sits on a female mannequin at a store as his mother tells him it's not Santa. The boy starts to babble that the mannequin is Santa but it falls and so does he.
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A three year old boy jumps off of a skateboard outside. The board hits him in the back, knocking off his helmet. Start at 0:15.
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"Tiny Tree Trimmer" Boy throws Christmas ornaments at tree and they stick to it. Holiday, Xmas. Decorations.
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A baby boy climbs on top of his mother while she works out with weights and a yoga ball in the living room.
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A tot girl makes dog and cat sounds when her aunt asks what they say, and then her aunt asks what Michael Jackson says and the girl says "hee hee."
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A tot girl opens her bedroom door in the morning and her mom and dad surprise her and sing "happy birthday" but she looks upset and closes the door and her mom laughs.
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A tot boy whines because he wants to read a book before bed and his mom tells him no because he's cranky so he fakes a smile and pretends to be happy.
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A tot boy in a living room plays on a toy drum set and he stands up and his diaper is caught in a plastic bucket and he walks around and it hangs from his diaper.
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