A young girl recites the Peter Piper tongue twister for her tot sister in the living room. The tot girl babbles as she repeats the tongues twister with the same intonation as her sister.
A woman in a living room tries to scold a Chihuahua dog and it repeatedly puts its paw over her mouth as she talks.
A woman asks a tot boy where different parts of his body are and he points to them. When she asks where his belly is he lifts his shirt up and yells, "Boobies".
A dog growls in the bedroom when a teen boy pets him and it sounds like "oh my God".
A man asks his tot daughter why she wants to be a mommy when she grows up and the girl says, "so I can boss everyone around all the time."
A young girl recites the pledge of allegiance in the living room. She says "squirrel" at the end.
A woman asks a young boy who he likes more in the kitchen and the boy says "dad kinda".
A man takes a pledge to be in the Air National Guard and a boy tot says "Daddy said duty" as he accepts his duties.
A young girl and a tot girl cry in the kitchen after their iPad breaks and they talk about what it means to them.
A woman talks to a chipmunk while it sits on her table at a restaurant and eats potato chips off her plate.
A tot boy stands in a bath and his mom asks if he ate shampoo and he says no but blows bubbles out of his mouth as he talks.
A woman asks a young girl in the living room what she wants to be when she grows up and she says a turn signal and makes the noise a blinker makes.
A young girl sits in her bedroom and records as she talks about patience. The girl screams at her siblings off camera and cries, then goes back and talks about patience.
A girl tot screams from inside a bedroom and opens the door and says "I'm not gonna live like this anymore".
A baby boy lays on a bed in a bedroom and says "hey google" for his first words.
A tot boy says, "I just don't got time for this" while his mother talks about him as he wears his Halloween costume indoors.
A man sits on a ladder while he talks on the phone in the garage. The ladder slips and he falls.
A dad stands in a kitchen and asks his tot boy who his best friend is and the tot says his dad. He tells his dad to whisper so his mom doesn't hear.
A young woman wakes her father up on the patio when she says he has a phone call. The woman hands him a stick of deodorant and he tries to talk to it.
A teen girl lays on her face on a rug in a living room with her braces stuck in the rug. Her dad talks to her and pulls the rug off and she laughs hysterically.
A man tries to get his dog's attention but the dog ignores him until he says "I got beer."
A woman talks like an automated voice message to prank a teen boy on the phone and tell him he's won a contest. She pretends to have technical issues despite the teen boy's correct information and disconnects the call.
A dog talks to his owner with attitude in the living room.
A young boy talks to the camera and says he will fly drones in a field with his dad. His dad trips over a tree log in the background and his mom laughs hysterically.
A tot girl tells her dad that she is nervous about school because she wants to talk to boys.
A man talks to his mom on the phone but hides in her house to surprise her. She walks past him and doesn't see him and sits on a couch and he stands in front of her. She gets surprised and screams and her family laughs.
A tot boy sits in a car and tells his mom he doesn't want to be married, he wants to be happy. She tells him he can be happy if he is married but he says he can't, and he just wants to be happy.
A teen girl places a shoe against her grandmother's ear on a living room couch and pretends it's a phone and someone is on the other line and the grandma talks into the shoe as if it were a phone.
A woman and her tot son talk to the camera and tell someone that it was wrong of them to throw out cake in a kitchen.
A kangaroo jumps and hits the camera out of a woman's hands in the backyard while she talks to them.
A senior woman holds a cell phone and talks into it, but the women talking to her are in her house.
A woman watches a black bear on her backyard porch and laughs and talks to the camera. The bear jumps up against the window and she gets scared and runs away.
Two teen girls talk to the camera and hold a ball of slime and try to make a slime bubble in a kitchen. They stretch and drop the slime but it makes two bubbles and one girl's mom says it looks like boobs and they laugh.
A man and his tot son argue because the man wants to watch a hockey game and the boy wants to watch Trolls but the boy speaks in baby talk and then cries.
A teen girl talks about prom dresses with her friend and her mom then she walks in her bedroom and a teen boy leans in her window so the girl turns to her mom and says, "What's happening? My pants are undone. I can't do this right now."
A tot girl hides under a pillow on a couch, but her legs can be seen. Her mom asks her if she is in various locations and she says no and talks to her mom.
A woman tells her two young daughters that she's pregnant and one of them turns to the other and says, "See, I told you she looked fat".
A young boy starts to record a youtube video in his backyard when a train whistle loudly cuts him off. After a pause, he starts to talk again and the same thing happens then the whistle interrupts him a third time.
A man sits outside at night with a deer and talks to it as it eats.
A teen girl on anesthesia speaks with a southern accent, and her mom asks her why she talks like that and the girl cries and says she wasn't and asks why she would talk in a southern accent, then she says she doesn't care what anyone thinks of her because she is amazing.
A dad asks a tot girl in a bathtub if she missed her mom and she says "no" repeatedly but he tells her to say "yes". He asks again and she says "no" and he puts his hand over his forehead and looks frustrated.
A tot girl says she needs to eat a banana so she can grow. Her mom asks why and the tot says she needs to grow now.
A young girl thinks her father didn't go to school because he can't help with her homework while she talks to the camera as she makes a video for her mother.
A woman talks to the camera and explains how to iron patches onto fabric. The patches melt onto the iron and she fails and screams "oh no." Her teenage daughter films and laughs.
A young girl talks to the camera and films herself as she taps a plastic bottle with acrylic nails. Her man grandpa walks into the room and screams and scares her and she flinches. Two videos put together.
A young girl pretends to talk on a toy phone and says, "I told you to keep an eye on the children" then she hangs up and says that her husband didn't keep an eye on the children.
A woman wears an inflatable shark costume in an office and answers a phone call and asks if anyone lost a phone.
A baby boy babbles Hello while in his bouncer.
A tot boy talks to his mom with Nutella all over his face and explains that he loves chocolate. The woman follows her son up stairs and finds her younger tot son in a crib with chocolate all over his body and bed.
A man lip syncs as his tot daughter says "santa ho ho ho."
A young girl talks to the camera and bakes with her dad in a kitchen. She uses an electric mixer in a bowl. Her hair gets caught in the mixer and she laughs.
A young girl talks into a toy microphone and walks into a bug trap.
A mom asks her tot boy if he wants to go to school and he says "no" repeatedly. His mom says there will be girls, and the tot looks excited.
A woman talks to her tot son when she finds him in his room with diaper rash cream all over himself, his bed, and a smart tablet.
Two men walk down a hallway and talk to a woman and one of them trips over a bench by the wall. "Dick Van Dyke Show" theme song laid over video. Security footage.
A woman talks on Facetime video chat, and shows a man a bun inside of an oven in a kitchen. He asks "is that a biscuit?" and does not understand. A woman joins him on the call, and they figure out that "bun in the oven" means she is pregnant, and they are excited.
A young girl jumps and runs away from skeleton halloween decorations at her father's office when he claps to make them move and talk as she and her tot sister stand in front of them.
A tot boy babbles and says, "Mary went to pee" while he recites the alphabet next to his mother at night.
A tot girl talks to her grandfather on Facetime video chat on an iPad. She eats an apple and her grandfather asks for a bite, so she holds the apple to the screen. He picks up an apple and eats it, and the tot screams and smiles.