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In a hospital emergency room, a man disguised as a doctor removes his surgical mask and surprise proposes to his nurse girlfriend. She drops her medical supplies in shock and excitedly says yes! Start at 45 seconds.
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A woman asks a sedated man in a hospital if he's excited for a newborn baby in the family. He says "I had a baby?", then he asks how he will be able to nurse it if another woman has it.
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A teen girl on anesthesia thinks she will lose forty pounds after she has her wisdom teeth out, and says "I feel like that had a little weight to them" and "Maybe that's what Jenny Craig did."
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A sedated teen girl cries in a car because she thinks the dentist took her dimples when they took out her wisdom teeth. At 01:50 she says that she'll be a crazy cat lady because her dimples were her "only chance of mating with someone."
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A cat walks around the bed with a cone around its neck then stands up on two legs and falls over backwards
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A man lies in a hospital bed. He tries to drink apple juice from a bottle with a straw but the anesthesia has affected his coordination or depth perception because he pokes his face with the straw and can't find his mouth.
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A teen girl bandaged from surgery says she looks like a marshmallow and cries. She says "what if somebody makes me a s'more.".
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A sedated woman wonders if Mr. and Mrs. potato head are still married because the divorce rate is 50 percent. The nurse tells her Ken and Barbie are separated and she starts to cry in a dentist's office.
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A teen girl on anesthesia speaks with a southern accent, and her mom asks her why she talks like that and the girl cries and says she wasn't and asks why she would talk in a southern accent, then she says she doesn't care what anyone thinks of her because she is amazing.
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A teen boy under anesthesia asks a woman in the car if he is dumb now after they took out his wisdom teeth.
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