A young boy uses a metal detector on a senior woman in a dining room, and the family laughs when it beeps because she has had joint replacement surgery.
A teen girl in a car tells a woman that the dentist took her tongue, lips, and throat instead of her wisdom teeth, then she says "I thought I was going to get a boob job." Her mom says she doesn't need a boob job and she says "They're saggy like grandma's."
A teen girl on anesthesia thinks she will lose forty pounds after she has her wisdom teeth out, and says "I feel like that had a little weight to them" and "Maybe that's what Jenny Craig did."
"Fast Food Pharmacy" A man and woman go to a drive through pharmacy after the woman has had tooth surgery, and she tells the pharmacist her McDonald's drive through order.
Two teen boys touch each other's numb tongues after a wisdom teeth surgery at the dentist's office.
A teen boy under anesthesia asks a woman in the car if he is dumb now after they took out his wisdom teeth.
A teen girl passes out as she rambles to her mother after a wisdom teeth surgery in the car. She asks if she looks like Kylie Jenner, then looks at her reflection and says she's ugly then passes out again and says "Stay alert Rylee, my gosh you're better than this come on!"
A sedated woman wonders if Mr. and Mrs. potato head are still married because the divorce rate is 50 percent. The nurse tells her Ken and Barbie are separated and she starts to cry in a dentist's office.
A Doodle dog stands halfway through an automatic doggy door with a cone on her head post-surgery. The door repeatedly hits the dogs back until she eventually walks away.
A woman asks a sedated man in a hospital if he's excited for a newborn baby in the family. He says "I had a baby?", then he asks how he will be able to nurse it if another woman has it.
A teen girl recovers from wisdom teeth surgery as she rides in a car and thinks that the needle mark from her blood draw is a tattoo. She then tells her mom about her blood clot in the mouth during surgery. Her mom then tells her that maybe the doctor took her blood to clone her and the girl says that she doesn't want that and cries. She also says that the doctor took her lips.
A teen boy after wisdom teeth surgery tells his mom that he is so in control that he can say his alphabet backwards, then proceeds to say them perfectly in a car. At the end he crosses his arms and says "boom".
A teen girl sits in a car in a driveway after wisdom teeth surgery. She looks at her mom and doesn't recognize her and says "You're not my momma!" She slides out of the car and says her feet don't work and she doesn't have legs.
A man lies in a hospital bed. He tries to drink apple juice from a bottle with a straw but the anesthesia has affected his coordination or depth perception because he pokes his face with the straw and can't find his mouth.
A teen boy sits in the backseat of a car after dental surgery and gets upset and says his eyes are stuck open. His mom tells him to close them and he does and tells his eyes "good boys".
A teen girl rides in a car after wisdom teeth surgery and gets upset when her mom tells her spring break trip is cancelled. She says "I have my passport and everything, it's so cute, it's the best one in the family!"
A teen girl sits in a car with her mom and recovers from dental surgery and a piece of gauze falls out of her mouth. She thinks her tongue fell out and screams repeatedly and gets upset.
A woman in a car cries after wisdom teeth surgery because the hospital's scale said she weighs 165 not 155.
A teen girl sits in a car and recovers from dental surgery and her mom takes the gauze out of her mouth. The teen gets scared and cries hysterically and says her mom took out her tongue.
A teen girl cries in the car and asks for a search of anyone who can make bacon and spaghetti in pudding form while she's loopy on medication from a dental surgery.
A teen girl on anesthesia speaks with a southern accent, and her mom asks her why she talks like that and the girl cries and says she wasn't and asks why she would talk in a southern accent, then she says she doesn't care what anyone thinks of her because she is amazing.
A teen girl rides in a car after wisdom teeth surgery and cries because there's holes in her mouth and she holds a milkshake and says to her mom "AND ALL I GET IS THIS?! MY TEETH GRINDED UP?!"
A sedated boy grabs the handle of a door on the inside of a car and says that it's a hot dog and that he wants to eat it. His mom makes him let go of it and then he grabs the air vent above him and says it's a cheeseburger. Then he thinks a box is a toilet and the seat in front of him is cotton candy.
A cat walks around with a cone on its head after surgery and bumps into furniture and walls.
A teen girl loopy on pain medication cries in the car when her mother tells her she didn't get a sticker after her wisdom teeth surgery.
"Blast with the Laughing Gas" - A woman tries to help a teen boy across the room to the couch and he stops to dance and sing because he is on anesthesia after wisdom tooth removal surgery
A teen boy and teen girl, recovering from dental surgery, ride in a car and talk about ice cream. The gauze fall out of the teen boy's mouth and he screams in horror because he thinks that it is his tongue.
A teen girl cries after dental surgery to remove her wisdom teeth because her grandma mentions the anesthesia and the girl says that she promised her mom that she would never do drugs then she looks over and sees her mom and says "she was here the whole time."
"Babbling Battling Brothers" Two teen boys, recovering from dental surgery, argue in the back of the car about whether or not one of them is strong. One says that the other hits like a girl and then they argue about who had the better wisdom teeth. One says he doesn't want to lose gains by not going to the gym. Brothers. Sibling rivalry.
A teen girl loopy on pain medication in the hospital makes a list of things she needs to do.
A teen boy recovers from dental surgery and thinks that an ice pack is a juice box. He then also thinks that the ice pack is a phone and talks to his friend. anesthesia
A cat walks around the bed with a cone around its neck then stands up on two legs and falls over backwards
"Woozy Woman" Husband drives wife home after having her wisdom teeth pulled. She's still groggy from the anesthetic, says funny things. Dentist. Woozy. Says "shy is ice so cold?" Long for edit. Drugged. Tooth. dental. surgery.
A teen boy, recovering from dental surgery, rides in a car and says that he feels like a girl because he is crying. His dad tells him that women cry because of men and he asks what men did.
A teen girl talks to 'Santa' on a remote and thinks her two cats are lions after wisdom teeth surgery.
A teen girl is upset in the car after her wisdom teeth were removed. She yells, "I need some chap stick my lips are dry like the Sahara Desert!"
Teen girl cries after an oral surgery and unable to speak.
A teen boy, recovering from dental surgery, rides in a car and says that his tongue feels bigger than his future.
An adult man, recovering from surgery, eats food in a car and bites into a hamburger that still has the paper wrapping on it.
A teen girl, recovering from dental surgery, raps in a car.
A young girl, recovering from dental surgery, talks about adopting a baby, wishing she was black so she can have big lips and says that she isn't crazy.
A woman, recovering from surgery, cries because the money that was used for her surgery should have been used to meet Dolly Parton as she rides in a car.
A young boy, recovering from surgery, sings Single Ladies in a hospital room.
A teen boy and teen girl, both recovering from wisdom teeth surgery, ride in a car and talk to each other. The girl says that her brother is ugly and she cries and then the teen boy says to her "Man up, soldier!"
"Anesthesia Amnesia" A woman, recovering from dental surgery, rides in a car and a man has to explain to her that she has kids and she hates their initials and learns that she doesn't like her last name.
A teen girl, recovering from dental surgery, rides in a car and talks about how you don't have to drink Naked juice naked.
A teen girl, recovering from dental surgery, thinks that one of her nurses is Hillary Clinton as she rides in a car and accuses Hillary Clinton of stealing her chin.
After dental surgery, a sedated teen girl asks her mother to smell a cheeseburger and gets mad at mom when she can't eat one.
A teen girl, recovering from dental surgery, tells her parents that she loves them and doesn't want to drive because its scary as she rides in a car.
After wisdom tooth surgery, a man asks his sedated teen son how often he steals beer out of the refrigerator. The boy smiles and says, "a lot."
A sedated teen girl cries in a car because she thinks the dentist took her dimples when they took out her wisdom teeth. At 01:50 she says that she'll be a crazy cat lady because her dimples were her "only chance of mating with someone."
A drugged woman wakes up after surgery and says "I thought I was going to be taller but when I look down my legs are still short."
A man lying in a hospital bed after surgery complains to a woman that he always wanted a monkey and she would not let him get one.
A young girl falls asleep before surgery.
A teen girl wakes up from surgery in a hospital indoors and asks her mom if she can watch a Channing Tatum movie when she gets home because she wants Channing Tatum to come see her in the hospital and gets disappointed when her mom tells her he's not coming. She says he better have his shirt off in his next film, then gets excited about watching "Magic Mike" but her mom says she can't watch it.
A man jumps in slow motion with flapping skin on his stomach after he's lost weight.
Teen boy cries and complains on ride home from getting wisdom teeth pulled. Says that he's a baby for crying, that he's sick and tired of people telling him what to do, that he doesn't do drugs, etc. (long for edit)
In a hospital emergency room, a man disguised as a doctor removes his surgical mask and surprise proposes to his nurse girlfriend. She drops her medical supplies in shock and excitedly says yes! Start at 45 seconds.
Young woman who just had her wisdom teeth taken out / removed lies on a couch, hiccups, and says "ow" over and over.