1m55s
130764
Man gets his ear pierced by a friend in the kitchen. Man yells, then says "Pain is my friend."
1m18s
296400
A baby girl tries to drink milk from a female boxer dog's nipples on a living room floor. The camera woman pushes her away each time and says "No."
35s
94153
Dog has a whole slice of pizza on its head. Man says "Stay..." and when he commands the dog to "get it," dog flips pizza up and eats it. Silly pet tricks.
40s
263682
"I, NANCEE -- HI, NANCEE" Minister says "I NANCY," but bride thinks he says "HI NANCY," Cute.; vows. Older couple.
35s
248641
"Little Squirt" Tot boy tells his mom that he is going to go pee in the street. Then he says he is going to pee in a bucket. Mom says he is not. Tot boy's brother is dressed as Robin from Batman
13s
499814
A tot boy indoors holds a tablet and tells his dad "I'm never going to drop it" before dropping it while playing a game.
2m32s
215789
Little girl has a booger in her nose. She takes it out & puts it in the pool, & says "That's my booger." Snot. Gross.
19s
200494
New born baby in hospital -- Dad says he's handsome and boy winks
19s
693524
A girl swings outdoors while her older sisters play on a fake horse that they wouldn't let her play on. Their dad holds up a tot boy and says he's going to have him ride the horse "Lone Ranger Style" before he carries the boy to the horse but trips and falls over the horse, causing the boy to hit his head on the horse.
35s
234796
Young boy tapes his dog to the porch so he can't run away.
8s
305052
A young boy and a tot boy rake leaves in a yard. The young boy says 'batter up' and swings his rake at his tot brother, hitting him in the head. Short heads. No tails. Caucasian.
12s
342295
11 month old baby boy immediately says "daddy" when mom says "say mom mom."
15s
1082434
A boy destroys a pumpkin with a pick ax outdoors and says "Ew!" when he sees the inside of it. AA: Destroy a Jack-o-lantern. MIKE PALLESCHI'S SON MAX PALLESCHI
56s
104665
Little boy says his ABCs. Man asks "Can you do them backwards?" and boy faces the other way and says them again.
1m15s
230786
Boy trying out kick boxing pads that he got for Christmas. He kicks woman/mom in the face. Man with stunned look on face says that's not good. Dad.
1m1s
289574
Two girls come down the stairs on Christmas morning to find a present saying they are going to Disneyland. One screams and jumps up and down and the other says "dude" over and over again. Surprise.
38s
778426
A little girl tot has a makeup mess on her face and says "probably me" when a woman sees a messy mirror and asks "who did that?"
22s
129074
Woman gets caught taking food from refrigerator when she is supposed to be on a diet, her reaction is very funny. scared / surprised. Says "I was hungry."
53s
204952
Woman feeding bird says "They're so gentle," and then gets bitten.
1m23s
250614
"Boo Hoo in the Loo" Young boy sits on the toilet and is crying and yelling that he can't stop pooping. He says he is going to be there all day. Diarrhea. tantrum
21s
142704
Cute young girl smiles after mom says everyone tells me I have such a pretty girl, to reveal she is missing many teeth. scary smile
43s
172162
Woman says to little dog "we'll bond soon" then dog bites her nose.
3m25s
251584
Teen boy gets fooled by fake lotto ticket. He is so happy he starts crying. Then he finds out its fake and says "You jerk"
1m38s
250303
Tot boy has dumped/ spilled raisins all over the floor in the kitchen. He says uh oh and puts the empty bag on his head like a hat
15s
217460
Grandma with birthday hat on cheers along with girl. Woman says senior woman needs a better bra for jumping around. Cheerleading.
36s
191378
Two boys and a woman walk on rocks at edge of river - camera person says "if you fall we can send it to America's Funniest Home Videos" and seconds later a woman accidentally falls.
1m1s
251108
Woman cries over a T-shirt she gets for Christmas. The note says that is has her Paris flight plans on it. Cute. Present. Surprise.
1m31s
1456146
A senior woman gives a woman a card and the woman says thank you for the 300 dollars and the woman says "I gave you 300 dollars?"
29s
254832
Mom is holding newborn baby boy for the camera & says "give everyone a big smile." Baby farts / poops in his diaper very loud.
56s
1277136
A tot girl sits on a couch, saying that she can't find her dad as they play hide and go seek, not realizing that her dad is on the couch and he scares her in a house.
49s
335612
Three year old girl saying grace at table turns to camera and says "hey you have to do it, too."
1m25s
246756
Christmas time. All the kids are in a group posing for a family picture. Woman hands every child a sign with one word on it. Young girl figures out what all the words say "We are all going to Disney World together" All the kids are surprised and start screaming. Surprise, good reaction
48s
115794
"You Ran Over My Dad" Dad warns bike boy to watch out for car backing out of driveway - then that car hits dad! Boy says "you ran over my dad."
1m13s
1281842
A woman records a video of herself in her bed in her bedroom indoors after she got her tot boys to go to sleep. She says they finally went to sleep and they start to wake up and she gets scared and upset.
13s
335022
An 89 year old woman says "bunch of dumbasses" when asked by her granddaughter what she thinks about people who didn't vote.
2m30s
327428
A woman is being taught how to ride a dirt bike. Start at 1:10. She rides into a chair and a fire pit and then says "I am done. I am fucking done."
16s
170098
X-mas; Christmas tree falls on kids and one boy says. "who turned out the lights?"
50s
115304
X-mas tot gets very excited over gift, but when asked if it was what he wanted, he says "not really" Christmas (1206).
50s
259378
Dad asks young girl "Where are you right now?" & girls says "Your Ami." Man replies "It's Miami" & girl repeats "Your ami." Summer vacation. Beach. Kids say.
41s
139106
X-mas girl opens present and says "oh my gosh", but she doesn't know what it is
1m1s
168648
Luggage boy. Boy carried off, says good bye, while riding on luggage rack.
1m15s
243308
Tot girl in her bed talks about Santa on Christmas Eve. She wants her parents to tell Santa not to scream when he says "Ho Ho Ho!" but instead to whisper it so he doesn't wake everybody up. Cute.
1m11s
141896
Kids say: Kid with lipstick all over face says "What?" (like she doesn't see anything) when mom says look at yourself
3m28s
107057
"Breakable Boy" Woman & tot boy sit in the living room surrounded by toys. Boy tells woman she can't play with his toys because they're breakable. Kids say.
41s
669340
A man stands on a ladder and drills into a satellite dish outdoors when the satellite dish collapses and crashes into his ladder, knocking him and the ladder onto the ground before the man says "I knew that was going to happen."
50s
200740
Surprise: Woman finds out she's going to be a Grandma by opening gift of floor mat that says "proud grandparents" on it. pregnancy Senior
1m26s
35s
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A tot girl admits to stealing a cookie, holds it behind her back, and moves away from her mom when her mom says she's not supposed to have it. A dog behind her eats it out of her hand and the girl throws a tantrum and cries.
1m37s
245044
Boy & girl fish. Girl thinks she caught a big fish & says "Get Dad." Dad pops out of the water with her line in his hand. Practical joke.
22s
1829046
Kids say: Bar Mitzvah congratulations - woman gives greetings, then boy takes mike and says, "you're stupid"
1m19s
254936
Woman sleds down a big hill & hits a bump. She falls off, hits her head, & says she lost her glasses. With recovery.
28s
99787
Peacock at zoo stands on a railing. Man says "he won't hurt you" as it pecks at senior woman's head. Crowned crane.
1m27s
256552
Bride & groom exchange rings during wedding ceremony, ring bearer tries to take ring from bride. Boy says "Give me that ring Kim!"
15s
272792
Tot girl says the mirror needs to be cleaned. She spits on it and rubs it with a towel, says "All clean!"
33s
337952
Little girl jumps on a pogo stick, falls into a garbage can and says "I just peed my pants."
54s
140054
Birds - X-mas parrot says "Merry Christmas", "Ho Ho Ho", and "Happy New Year"
1m13s
222918
Santa asks little boy what he wants for Christmas & boy says "I already told you yesterday!"
24s
201164
AA -- You do the Intro : Man in costume makes it look like he's a baby being carried by old woman, pulls up in a car, gets out and says, "and now here's the baby clips." 4 takes
48s
260968
Kids say: we "drink beer" to celebrate Thanksgiving
1m20s
259714