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Dachshund is biting at cat's face on the patio. He's cleaning the cat's teeth.
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A young girl says she's going to make a small dog disappear. She puts it under a box, lifts the box, the dog runs away without her knowing and she lifts it up and is confused as to why the dog isn't there.
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Off-camera dad tries to make tot girl promise not to have any boyfriends until she's in her 20s. Girl says she only wants to look at them. Kids say. "I Just Wanna Look at Them"
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"Pause for Applause" Young girl recites number while Mom goes through number flashcards. She says an "11" is a "pause."
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"Fake-Sleeping Santa Fan" A tot girl in a high chair pretends to fall asleep at home. Her mother accuses her of pretending and laughs. Another woman says, "Here comes Santa Claus" and the girl perks up suddenly.
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A young girl talks to the camera and a tot boy walks into the frame with plastic cups on his chest and says "I have boobies, I have boobies." The young girl turns around and says that she sees.
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Tot boy wearing pajamas plays a game with his parents in front of the Christmas tree, then suddenly yells "Pee!" because he has to go to the bathroom.
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Tot boy wearing pajamas plays a game with his parents in front of the Christmas tree, then suddenly yells "Pee!" because he has to go to the bathroom.
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Tot boy says "I peed in my eyeballs." He explains how he accidentally peed up into the air and hit himself in face.
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Group of kids are leg wrestling. They say 1,2,3 than kick each other in the face. Christmas.
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Three brothers have a lemonade stand, they are yelling free lemonade, trying to sell it. The dad says why don't you guys wait till a car drives by before you start yelling. Siblings
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Young boy and Dad make a snowman, little boy puts two snowballs on the chest and says it looks like mommy.
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Baby pees onto dishes in kitchen sink after its first bath. Dad holds baby, Mom says "he's going to pee in your face."
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Girl tells Dad she's stuck in the mud as she tries to remove herself. She says, "Help me out before I get frozen. Dad, come on! Don't you get the point!?!" while making funny face
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Young boy on phone farts, tells person on the phone he "tooted". He sticks the phone to his butt and asks the person on the other end if they can smell it.
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Tot boy has dumped/ spilled raisins all over the floor in the kitchen. He says uh oh and puts the empty bag on his head like a hat
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Young girl has a butterfly on her forehead. She cries because she wants to keep it but mom says she has to let it go. They raised it from a caterpillar.
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A young girl cries on her sister's birthday. The girl's mother asks why she is crying and the girl says, "I love her so much" and hugs her sister.
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A small dog blocks a door and looks sad when an adult man says that he has to go. The dog blocks the door and runs back to block it when he scoots her away from it indoors.
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Tot girl says "hey!" every time woman throws a snowball at her.
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Tot girl comes in from the snow, takes off snowsuit, Mom asks what happened outside, she says "nothing." Later, she says "I peed in my favorite underwear." Then she yells at Mom to shut the camera off
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"Can't Cuss Kid" A tot boy does flash cards with his mom and when one of them says "As" he shakes his head and waves his hands as he says "I can't say that!" repeatedly because he thinks "As" is a bad word.
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Vacation - Grandma says she's in Mexico, when she's actually in China . Senior
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Young boy cries because his dad is throwing away the Christmas tree. Boy says "Bye bye tree!" Long for edit.
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Boy gets $100 dollar bill for Christmas. Younger brother rips it to see if it's real. Says it's fake.
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Bulldog sits in a corner & whines. Dog says what sounds like "I love you." AFV is on TV in the background.
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Bulldog sits in a corner & whines. Dog says what sounds like "I love you." AFV is on TV in the background.
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Young boy lip synchs and dances in the living room. He knocks over a side table and lamp and says "Whoopsie!"
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A white bird has its top feathers fluffed out as it barks like a dog. Woman says bird is a good watch dog
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"Merry Fishmas" Big brother gets his little sister fish in an aquarium for Christmas. When they go into the laundry room to reveal the present the fish are dead. Girl says "this is the worst Christmas ever, you got me dead fish."
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Woman says there's a buffalo outside her window. Girl says "How much does the buffalo weigh? How much do you weigh, mom?"
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Woman says there's a buffalo outside her window. Girl says "How much does the buffalo weigh? How much do you weigh, mom?"
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2 boys jump off the bed into a pile of pillows. Older brother throws a stuffed animal & breaks the bedroom light. Boy gets quiet, dad filming says "Don't move."
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During the kiss at a wedding ceremony ring bearer watches the couple kiss and makes gagging faces.
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Tot boy picks up all his toys and puts them on the couch so the floor is clean.
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A woman has a toy airplane stuck in her hair. Young boy says, "I didn't do it."
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Young boy opens Christmas present and says "Cool, its a thing" Cute kid. Excited for gift.
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Dad bowling with his sons says "take a picture of this strike" and throws the ball down the lane, then slips & falls. With recovery.
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A teen boy, recovering from dental surgery, rides in a car and says that his tongue feels bigger than his future.
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A teen girl stands in the desert with a cactus embedded in her hand. The girl tries to pull it out, but it's too painful. Two teen girls comment off camera. She finally pulls most of it off and says "I just wanted to put my arms around you guys!" Then she screams "I'm bleeding!"
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Group of kids pose in front of primate exhibit at the zoo. A Gorilla comes and bangs on the glass while the kids are taking the picture, they get scared. School trip.
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Pranks: person sneaks up on senior man in living room, scares him with air horn. Man says, "Who was that?" Woman says, "That sonofabitch there!" Son of bitch.
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Tot boy says "Obama," then man says 'No Obama" and then tot boy laughs.
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A boy holds a sonogram picture of his baby sibling on the way but doesn't know what it is. His mom points out the baby's head and body and says that it's in her stomach. The boy is shocked and says "I knew it! Because you were fat. That's why you were fat."
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A young boy is about to slide down a toy plastic slide into a backyard pool and a labradoodle dog keeps jumping back and forth over the slide. The boy says "Don't do that" to the dog. He slides down the slide and the dog jumps again, crashing into the boy hard as he slides into the water. Short heads. No tails.. Kids. Animals. Dogs.
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A man is upset by a large moth calling it a bird and trying to kill it with a broom. He gets mad at the man behind camera for not helping saying, "I'm not playing this game" and hitting the camera.
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A senior woman stands in a kitchen with her back to the camera. A man off camera scares by shouting "Where do you want me to vacuum!?" The woman jerks, turns around and says, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! You're gonna get killed, I'm telling you. You do that again..." The woman throws a jar at the man but misses.
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A lab dog wags its tail on a dog bed indoors when a woman says its name. Its tail repeatedly slaps a small dog in the face behind it.
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Tot girl sitting in purple chair with while polka dots says "Tom Bergeron!" Mike Palleschi's niece, Maggie.
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A teen boy shoots a basketball one handed outdoors, misses the hoop, and it lands on his phone/ camera. A young boy picks it up and says "Oh gosh."
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A woman tells her daughter that her dad is getting her a scary doll off of Craigs List and the girl and brother and sister think the doll is haunted based on what the ad says.
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Boy learns to ride bicycle, his mom helps him. Boy falls gently and says "Ow my weenie." They should make weenie pads now." Kids say.
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"Baby Talk" Mom is ecstatic when baby is able to say "happy" . Excited. Kids say
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Black cat play fights with a gray parrot, then the bird says "Stop it" very sternly to the cat. Talking pet.
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Baby boy in high chair. Dad feeds him. Baby hates his beans and rice, loves dad's meat loaf. Dad turns to the camera and says to wife, "See everyone loves your meat loaf"
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"Shattered Screensaver" A teen girl shows her dad a "cracked" wallpaper on her laptop. He says "Oh my stinking God blessed" at :46. He laughs when he realizes it's not really broken.
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Tot girl outside in her potty chair going to the bathroom under a sign that says No Dumping. AA: Funny signs.
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Small boy gets very excited about peanut butter sandwich and repeatedly says "Peanut Butter!!"
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Man tries to jump onto car bumper & do a front flip off it. He lands on his back hard & says "that made me fart." Bonehead.
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