22s
3920803
A tot girl recites the Pledge of Allegiance in a kitchen, but she says "one nation, under dogs, for the witches."
1m5s
3244266
A young girl does a dance performance in a room and tries to do a handstand and crashes through a door frame that is covered in wrapping paper.
51s
3343279
A puppy dog puts his paw on a bald man's head repeatedly in the house, and the man recites different blessings for himself.
1m54s
3174922
A senior man and a senior woman take their wedding vows at the altar, and when the officiant man says "If anything but death separates you and me" the groom's cellphone rings. The groom takes the phone out of his pocket and throws it on the floor as it continues to ring. The officiant picks up the phone and turns off the volume then says "It's Dustin...if he calls back I'll answer and say we're in a wedding."
49s
3204891
A man sings his own version of the Itsy Bitsy Spider as the song plays on the car stereo.
40s
2110797
A tot boy turns away from his family at the dinner table and recites the alphabet when his young brother tells him to sing it backwards.
36s
1537070
A tot boy recites his ABC's, but says AFV instead of TUV and ABC.
25s
3070152
A young girl recites the Peter Piper tongue twister for her tot sister in the living room. The tot girl babbles as she repeats the tongues twister with the same intonation as her sister.
1m12s
2793276
A young girl recites the pledge of allegiance in the living room. She says "squirrel" at the end.
54s
2822269
A young boy and a young girl sit in a school room. A woman tells them to pronounce the words "synonym and antonym", and they recite the mispronunciation together.
38s
2182543
A woman asks her tot daughter what animals make and she makes them. She asks her what sounds mom makes and she says "sit down and eat your dinner and clean your butt."
25s
2096223
A young boy reads a story about the original 13 colonies and calls them cannolis.
2m13s
1727474
A man and woman recite their vows. When the preacher says, "...in the name of the Father..." The groom asks, "her father or mine?"
51s
2099711
A young boy plays a musical instrument during school performance with a little mallet. The top falls off the mallet multiple times.
23s
2270386
A tot boy babbles and says, "Mary went to pee" while he recites the alphabet next to his mother at night.
1m8s
208892
Little girl impressively recites government leaders.
55s
270504
Two very obnoxious boys loudly recite Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
1m34s
283808
Little boy and girl fight over a microphone at church gospel choir recital on stage. Performance problems.
33s
320772
"Nursery Rhyme Rewrite" Tot girl recites Jack and Jill with the help of a woman. When asked about what happens to Jill she says, "She's okay."
1m36s
1m0s
1m51s
232604
Young girl knows all the presidents and states and recites them in order.
32s
320326
"Pause for Applause" Young girl recites number while Mom goes through number flashcards. She says an "11" is a "pause."
41s
288162
During a Christmas recital, young girl dressed as an angel falls down, knocking baby doll Jesus out of the manger onto the floor. Performance problems.
38s
103097
Young girl dressed as a pink mouse in dance recital starts chasing her tail in circles. When she catches it, the crowd cheers. Performance problems.
49s
174004
Recital kids dressed as Indians step up to microphone, boy says he's thankful "for nothing." Thanksgiving.
1m30s
91429
"Presidential Material" Little boy eating lunch recites famous quotes from various presidents, including Nixon's "I am not a crook." Kids say.
26s
337374
While girl recites a monologue, teen girl is running on treadmill in background & falls down.
1m55s
203152
2 ballerinas fight on stage on where to put their baby dolls. It gets pretty heated.
24s
218224
Brother and sister hit each other while reciting the pledge of allegiance.
35s
219068
One young ballet dancer on stage with group forgets a prop on stage which another dancer picks up. Then girl who went back on stage can't find it. Then after girl puts prop back in stage for girl to find.
29s
113110
Girl in tree recites 'In the days of spring, summer and fall' and falls.
1m42s
256296
Young boy does yo-yo tricks onstage for school recital / talent show & his yo-yo breaks & flies off into the audience. Performance problems. yo yo yoyo
38s
137158
Baby recites "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" X-mas
1m15s
249678