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An American Bulldog dog sits indoors with a sign around his neck that reads "I used the door as my chew toy" before the camera pans to show a chewed up wooden door next to him.
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228344
AA Funny Signs - sign in bathroom "This is the only place on the golf course that someone is not telling me to improve my stance or adjust my grip"
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A tot boy plays with a potato bug outdoors. His dad asks if he's friends with potato bugs and if he rides bikes with them. He say yes and tells his sister "I'm just making my imagination flow."
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86529
Tot boy has mom's maxi pads stuck to his head body. Boy says "I put one on my willy." Mess.
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495206
A boy outdoors in the snow drops Mentos mints into a bottle of Diet Coke soda. One mint falls on the ground. The bottle shoots liquid and foam into the boy's face as he tries to pick up the mint. He screams "My eyes!" and "It burns!" A man is audible.
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Tot girl and young boy sit in backseat of car. Girl is having a tantrum, screaming "I want my mommy!" Young boy sitting next to her in the middle of the seat says "This is the worst Birthday ever!" & rolls his eyes. Sibling rivalry.
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A man wears a shirt that says "Be nice to me my wife is pregnant" when he greets his parents at his birthday party at home. His dad notices and hugs him, but his mom doesn't notice after she hugs him until she's told to read his shirt.
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My Cat answers the wall phone in the bedroom. He actually takes off the hand receiver to stop the phone from ringing.
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138608
HEY ... MY TOOTH Pretty woman all dressed up has her false tooth fall out
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93783
2 young girls sit in the backseat of a car & get surprised with a trip to Disney World by their parents. Girl repeats "Oh my gosh" & begins to cry.
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137832
Boy pushes face against balloon, it pops, he says "oh my gosh"
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580902
A boy in his car talks to the camera about getting his first kiss and describes his emotions, saying "It goes to my brain, it goes to my heart...it goes Kablooie!"
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Two teen girls dance in a bedroom to the song 'Whip My Hair' and shake their heads. They hit their heads into each other hard, laugh, and fall down.
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Man and pregnant woman made baby onesies that say "I love my Pop-Pop & Oma" for soon-to-be grandparents. Grandma / senior jumps & screams for joy.
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Tot boy says "I peed in my eyeballs." He explains how he accidentally peed up into the air and hit himself in face.
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Tot girl comes in from the snow, takes off snowsuit, Mom asks what happened outside, she says "nothing." Later, she says "I peed in my favorite underwear." Then she yells at Mom to shut the camera off
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A teen girl stands in the desert with a cactus embedded in her hand. The girl tries to pull it out, but it's too painful. Two teen girls comment off camera. She finally pulls most of it off and says "I just wanted to put my arms around you guys!" Then she screams "I'm bleeding!"
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Cute little dog barks, sounds very much like "I want my mama." Owner prompts him. (1201, 1401, 1506, 1624, 1717, 2212)
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A man sleeps in a car when the driver, his Girlfriend, screams "Oh my god!" to scare him and wake him up.
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Boy learns to ride bicycle, his mom helps him. Boy falls gently and says "Ow my weenie." They should make weenie pads now." Kids say.
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"Shattered Screensaver" A teen girl shows her dad a "cracked" wallpaper on her laptop. He says "Oh my stinking God blessed" at :46. He laughs when he realizes it's not really broken.
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Can't Keep My Pants Up. Kids pants fall while chasing ball.
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Groom says, "I, Gail take you to be my wife"; vows
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692120
A young girl walks into her bedroom indoors and finds a backpack on her bed. She opens it, finds a puppy dog, and whines to her parents "Why did you buy me a real dog? It's not my birthday!" She picks it up and says "I didn't really mean that I wanted a real dog." "I'm not happy about this. Why did you have to buy me a dog?
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A teen girl stands on a ladder and puts lights around a Christmas tree in a living room. Suddenly, the tree falls down on her mom. The teen girl pulls the tree off her mom and drops it right back on top of her. A young girl yells "My mommy's not OK" off camera.
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A man holds a piece of bread out his car window as seagull birds fly around but a dove takes the bread and the man screams "He bit my finger!"
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A mom keeps saying "oh my god" as her baby girl turns over on floor. Mom gets really excited. "Call! Call people and tell them that she rolled over!"
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A drugged woman wakes up after surgery and says "I thought I was going to be taller but when I look down my legs are still short."
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A young girl says "Tom Bergeron," jumps off of a dock, and into a lake outdoors. Introduction. Daisy Meyer, age 9 (Day-zee My-err)
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A senior woman tries to slide down a fireman's pole in a tree house, crashes to the ground, and laughs when her wig falls off. She says "My hair came off" and keeps laughing.
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Man hangs hammock up to ceiling of mobile home. He sits in it rips the ceiling out when he falls. Tony Jones. "Look what he has done to my fucking ceiling."
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A brown puppy dog indoors wiggles under a blanket and under a door crack to get into a room. A man off camera says "Oh my God you gotta be kidding me. Again?!"
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174096
Performance Problems. Little girl in Indian costume says, " I want my mommy"
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336600
A man is trying to get a mouse out of his kitchen. He set up a blockade using shoes that the mouse easily jumps over. Woman films and keeps yelling "get him out of my house!"
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"BUN IN THE OVEN" An older woman is confused as to why there's a bun in the oven. Another woman asks her "Why would there be a bun in the oven?" and she responds "I want my daughter to have a bun in the oven." before she realizes her daughter is pregnant and excitedly hugs her.
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A man outside in the snow records a love message for his wife on Valentines Day, saying "My heart still burns for you, and so does his," he then turns to show a snowman holding a heart shaped box and proceeds to incinerate the snowman with a flamethrower until it's nothing but a blackened pile of snow and a flaming heart shaped box.
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"Lego My Tooth" Boy runs around the house crying because he has a small Lego piece stuck to his tooth. Dad needs pliers to pull it off with pliers.
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Senior woman gets sprayed by a faucet rigged in a practical joke. Kitchen sink. She says "I peed my pants."
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263432
Monkey on My Back. Monkey getting piggyback ride on cat.
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Young boy is upset, cries because his mom cut half of his hair with clippers and then the buzzer died. He says "I want my hair to grow back" then tells mom to gu buy him some Rogaine. Over dramatic.
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447804
A boy opens a Christmas gift and says "Oh my God I got a freaking pup for Christmas, dude!" frickin'
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A nurse tells a man in a hospital bed that she has to give him a rectal exam. He tells her "no," his friend behind the camera laughs and says "This is my wife, Jennifer." Practical jokes.
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Teen boy hides under the cabinet in the kitchen in the trash bin, scares woman. She screams "Oh my God!" Practical joke. No heads, no additional footage available.
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Baby falls backwards when dad asks him up close, "how's my breath?"
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Man gets his ear pierced by a friend in the kitchen. Man yells, then says "Pain is my friend."
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Little girl has a booger in her nose. She takes it out & puts it in the pool, & says "That's my booger." Snot. Gross.
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Woman swings little girl around by her legs while dancing to "My Girl." GIrl hits her head on a computer printer.
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115794
"You Ran Over My Dad" Dad warns bike boy to watch out for car backing out of driveway - then that car hits dad! Boy says "you ran over my dad."
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X-mas girl opens present and says "oh my gosh", but she doesn't know what it is
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"All I Lost For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" Young boy loses 2 bottom teeth on Christmas morning when he bites a present trying to open it. 1 tooth flies across the room & he spits the other out into his hand. With recovery.
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Little girl jumps on a pogo stick, falls into a garbage can and says "I just peed my pants."
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USE REDUB ON Q-03. Dog says "I love my mama" 2x. (low audio)
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A woman tells her parents she's pregnant. Her mom screams and runs around. She falls to the ground screaming "Oh my god!" repeatedly. Same clip as 726711. Use this one.
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A man with dreadlocks swings on a vine over a lake after saying, "The worse that could happen is I get my feet wet." The vine breaks and he falls in.
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257998
Man puts his hand in the water to feed fish after asking "Do the fish have teeth?" Camera cuts to man's finger bandaged & bloody. He says "That's what I get for trusting my little brother." Sibling rivalry.
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"There's A Crab On My Nipple" Bonehead man lets a crab pinch his nipple. Crab's claw gets stuck there & man has to pry it open to get crab off.
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