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A man sits in a chair on a front porch. The chair breaks and the man falls. A woman walks up to him and says, "I just peed my pants." The man says, "Maybe I should go on a diet." A young girl walks out and laughs. Security footage.
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A woman shows off her purchase of a shirt in the kitchen. She shows how tiny it is and says maybe it could be a scarf. She throws the shirt around her and runs into the microwave.
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A teen girl attempts to show off the heels she wants to wear with her formal dress but she loses her balance as she tries to kick them up for the camera. She then says, "OK, maybe I'm not going to wear these."
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A woman tells a tot boy to look out the window at snow in the yard, and the tot boy says "maybe the clouds puked."
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A young girl, a young boy, and a tot boy eat cupcakes in a kitchen, and a woman tells them that they should have waited until after dinner. The tot boy says "This is delicious. Mommy, there's one more to go, maybe you can have it."
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A teen girl on anesthesia thinks she will lose forty pounds after she has her wisdom teeth out, and says "I feel like that had a little weight to them" and "Maybe that's what Jenny Craig did."
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A teen girl recovers from wisdom teeth surgery as she rides in a car and thinks that the needle mark from her blood draw is a tattoo. She then tells her mom about her blood clot in the mouth during surgery. Her mom then tells her that maybe the doctor took her blood to clone her and the girl says that she doesn't want that and cries. She also says that the doctor took her lips.
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A young man wake boards behind a boat with a rope and has a bunny rabbit mask on. The man swings the rope in circles and it knocks an iPhone phone from a young woman's hands into the water.
3m38s
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A middle school staff and students lip sync and dance to Call Me Maybe.
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A little girl is dancing to "Call Me Maybe." She falls over at 0:26 but just pops up and keeps going.
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A man leans back in office chair. The chair snaps and he crashes backwards to the ground, hard.
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A woman (grandmother, maybe) helps a little boy set off a 'mentos fountain.' the diet coke bottle tips when it's about to fizz over and the two of them get sprayed.
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