24s
3987464
A man tells a knock knock joke to a young girl on a deck. He says "knock knock," she says "who's there," and the reply is "spell." When she asks "spell who," he says "W-H-O," then she pronounces this "whoa" and tells him that she does not get it.
40s
4112709
A senior woman sits on a couch in a living room and puts on glasses without lenses. A woman offscreen asks if she likes them. The senior woman says she can't see out of them and asks what power they are. The woman says they're zero and sticks her fingers through the frame. She says the dog chewed the lenses out.
3m27s
3901824
Two young boys and a man tell a woman to go look at a mouse they caught in a living room and she asks them why she has to do it. She continues to refuse to lift the bowl but then she stands up on a chair and watches. The man tells the young boys to lift the bowl. They laugh and show her that it is a computer mouse. Computer Mouse in the House
1m4s
4109927
A woman asks a young girl in a kitchen if she likes her dinner, and she says that she does not like the "butt peas." She holds up a chickpea and explains that it looks like a butt.
56s
4151412
A woman walks around and looks for her car in a parking lot while three women laugh at her from inside the car. She walks right past the car and calls them, then someone honks the horn, and she turns and waves before she gets into the driver's seat. She asks if they moved the car, and they say "no."
1m28s
4127475
A woman came down to a desk in a building and asks for her bracelets then takes it upon herself to lean on the desk when it topples over on top of her and all of the contents spill all over the floor. Security footage.
53s
3836521
In a video message, a tot boy tells his aunt that he has his first chest hair. A man asks the boy if he will show his friends at school, and he says that he will show his three girlfriends. Then he says that one of them wants to marry him. He ends the video with "bye Auntie, see you later, I'll wear a tuxedo or a suit next time."
25s
4008079
A tot girl sits under a table at home while she watches a video on a tablet and cries. A woman asks her what is wrong. She says "I want unicorns to be in this world."
14s
3801271
A tot girl holds a Nerds rope in a living-room and a woman asks what they are and she says "turds."
51s
3887288
A tot girl in a car seat asks the man driving if he is really sure that a belly gets bigger when babies grow in them. The man says he is sure.
15s
4115169
A tot boy sticks his hand in his pants in the kitchen and the man with the camera asks him what is in there. The boy says "a tape measurer" and then pulls the tape out from his pants and extends it up.
3m52s
3850205
"Semi-Bitter Dog Sitter" A man speaks to a woman though a security camera, and he tells the woman that he is a customer service representative who does not recognize her face. He tells her to spell her name, then asks her other questions about her hair and clothes to confirm her identity. He tells her that she is in trouble with the police, then she says that she hears laughter in the background and knows that this is a prank. Security footage.
1m31s
3635289
A tot boy has opened a shipping box and finds a present before Christmas. His mother asks "So did you did you rip that box open through the tape and everything?" The boy confirms he did.
25s
4100831
A tot boy gives an enthusiastic "yes" as a woman asks if he's ready for the beach. Cut to, the boy as he falls asleep in the car then looks unimpressed by the beach.
50s
4105728
A man asks a young girl who is next in line for the roller coaster. They are in a garage. A young girl raises her hands. Then the man helps the girl into a lawnmower in the garage. Then he blows a leaf blower at her. She raises her arms and squeals in delight.
54s
3793791
A baby boy hides a spoon behind himself at home, then he shrugs when a woman asks him where the spoon went. Mind-Blowing Magic
40s
3972155
A cat meows and growls while he sits on a young womans's textbook at home, and the young woman asks if she can do her homework.
26s
3303728
A dog smiles for the camera in the living room while a man asks her to go take a bath.
10s
4074288
A tot boy sits at a small table in the house with a tea set on it. A man asks the tot, "Will you pour some tea before you go, please? The tot says, "no," and runs off.
13s
3619024
A tot boy walks into a kitchen and says he can't find his lollipop after a nap. A woman asks him to turn around. The sucker is stuck to his back. Halloween
23s
3953958
A woman asks a Labrador retriever dog at home if she wants to go to Starbucks, and the dog jumps up and down. The woman asks her if she wants to go to the dog park, and she stands still, but she jumps up and down when the woman says "Starbucks" again.
20s
4095462
A woman asks a tot boy if he wants a brother or sister. The boy wants neither and says he wants tacos.
19s
4102781
A man pulls over and talks to a cow that grazes on the side of a road. He asks for directions and the cow turns her head as if to motion which way to go.
45s
3758860
A tot boy solves simple math in a school parking lot. His mom asks him what he will be one day and he says "a math potato". She corrects him and says "mathematician".
24s
3835043
A young boy eats a pop-tart while he hangs by his pants on the handle of a kitchen cabinet. A woman asks him what he was doing. He says he fell while getting a pop-tart.
19s
4004917
"Parrot Calls Rover Over" A parrot in a cage calls a dog by name and asks if he wants to go outside. The dog comes over.
11s
4060541
A young boy holds a pan of mushrooms over a crockpot in the kitchen. The woman with the camera asks him where he is about to put the mushrooms and he says "crotch pot."
46s
3939632
A woman asks a praying mantis bug to dance in a yard. Then it jumps on her and she screams repeatedly.
22s
3859264
A teen girl cries in a living room after wisdom tooth surgery and says "if I look like Kim Kardashian I'm going to cry." A man asks her if he can bring her a mirror, but she says that she does not know where it is because her room should be on the show "Hoarders."
32s
3972295
A pointer dog touches a woman's purse on a kitchen counter, and the woman asks her if she wants to go to the store. The dog pulls on the purse's strap and it wraps around her body so she wears the purse.
9s
4122625
A large snake is draped on the shoulders of a young boy in the backyard. The snake's tail curves around his body and up over his groin area. The young boy asks for help. People behind the camera laugh.
29s
3777618
A woman asks a man if they can snuggle and a tot girl in the backseat of the car screams and says "you people no snuggle".
14s
3924392
A dog stands in the hallway holding a bag of "Garden Veggie Straws" snack sticks in his mouth. A man off camera asks the dog where he is going. The dog stops to stare at the man for a moment. Then the dog slowly walks away.
59s
3987030
A woman asks a dog if he chewed her shoe. The dog sticks his head in the air and does not look at her. She tells him, "no."
1m3s
3860348
A woman takes a tube of lipstick away from a tot girl in a car. She asks the tot girl why the tube is empty. She asks the tot girl if it fell on the floor or if she ate it. The tot girl says that she ate it.
24s
4038846
A tot boy jumps off a bunk bed ladder and onto another twin bed in the room. A man off camera asks if that is dangerous. A tot girl says they never fall. Another tot boy attempts to jump off the ladder and onto the twin bed. He falls.
1m13s
3831554
A woman asks a young woman "what is a V-H-S?" The young woman responds that it is Vinegar House Salt. Later when the first woman shows her what it is, she says, "oh one of the box movie players."
53s
4151566
A man asks a dog if he's happy today, as the dog grits his teeth in a forced smile and grumbles.
14s
3846577
A tot boy stands in a pool and shivers. A woman asks if he is cold and he denies it.
21s
3898268
A woman asks a tot boy if he has a whole donut in his mouth in a kitchen, and he says "no." He looks at the camera, and the donut makes his cheeks stick out.
1m39s
1798958
A man records a video from a car of two ostriches while they mate at a drive through safari and a young boy in the backseat asks innocent questions about what's happening.
18s
3832468
A woman sits down in a hammock on a porch but immediately she drops her phone. She calls to a man in the house for help while reaching for the phone. She falls out of the hammock and screams. Then the man comes out of the house. Security footage.
12s
3996505
A man talks to a dog while she sits on a leather couch in a living room, and she tilts her head from side to side. Then the man asks if he can cut her nails, and she jumps to the top of the couch and falls behind it.
9s
3282168
A woman asks a little girl what face she makes when she's in trouble and she lowers her head down and raises her eyebrows in a bathroom.
53s
3774521
A man asks two young girls what they think the phone jack on the wall is. They guess many things before he tells them what it is.
46s
4033187
A man tells a young man and a young girl to balance eggs on their heads in a living room while they hold hands, then he asks if they believe him that the eggs will stay on their heads. He cracks the eggs on their heads, and the young girl cries.
20s
4019086
A dog backs out of a room when a woman asks him about the wedding anniversary cake that he ate in a kitchen.
1m13s
3333752
A tot girl tells her mom not to look as she and another tot girl play with toilet paper, and then the woman walks into the room and sees dozens of rolls of toilet paper. She gasps and asks what happened, and the two girls hide in a closet.
14s
3646050
A young girl says she is thankful for "love, my mommy and daddy and my house" and a boy asks, "What about me?" and she says, "Um, I don't wanna be thankful for you" in the living room.
29s
3684923
A man tries to get a dog on the couch to kiss him. The dog turns his head away. A woman asks the dog for a kiss and the dog licks her face. Another woman asks for a kiss and the dog licks her. The man comes back and asks for a kiss and the dog turns his head away.
6s
3684168
A tot boy stands in the snow and a woman asks him if he is having fun and he screams "No!" and she asks him if he likes snow and he screams even louder in the backyard.
33s
3472328
A tot boy tells a woman he does not want to get married and have a wife. He says "no I'm not marrying a girl!" She asks what he will do instead, and he says "I'm just gonna marry you!"
24s
3596793
A man pets a Dachsund dog who whines in a backyard, then he asks the dog "is that good loving," and the dog whines a noise that sounds like "uh-huh."
27s
3517554
The man with the camera asks a tot boy about different numbers and letters in the living room and the boy points to them in his books or on his mat. The man asks him where "P" is and the boy points to his groin.
25s
3569663
A tot boy spells the word "fox," and his mom asks what it spells and he says "raccoon."
38s
3449199
A tot girl holds a broken baby doll in pieces, and says it broke when she tried to put it down. Her mom asks "you tried to set it down and every single one of its limbs broke off," and she says yes.
2m48s
3599800
A woman is confused and a man and woman off camera laugh at her in a living room. She doesn't realize the diaper she just took off the baby is attached to her shorts. She asks at 1:00 where the diaper is. She never discovers it in the video.
30s
3728093
A young girl plays with a toy computer and pretends to be her mother and has a conversation with herself and asks for things and says "just a second" and types on the keyboard in the living-room.
28s
3454770
A baby girl hides a ball behind her back in a living room, and a man and woman ask her where it went.
18s
3697983